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[GarethM]

I want to say you're joking, but one has to ask did you win the competition in the burka or the LBD ?.

[AHPP]

1 minute ago, GarethM said:

I want to say you're joking, but one has to ask did you win the competition in the burka or the LBD ?.

Burka. Keep up. 

[peds]

7 minutes ago, AHPP said:

I once attended a lecture on feminist jurisprudence in a little black dress and high heels, also sporting a skinhead. Went down a treat.

I’ve since made further use of the heels with my burka. Got ID checked on the door of a bar once. My driving licence was in my phone case, tucked in the garter of my stockings. Bouncer took one aghast look at my hairy thigh and waved me in. Proceeded to win a dance off and score a crate of WKDs for my mates. 

 

Top craic dude. More people should give it a go. If they weren't scared of what it might awaken...

[GarethM]

Well you only have to wear one around men that aren't your husband, when it's just you ladies you might have been wearing it underneath!.

 

Nobody knows what's under a burka, it's like the age old why do ladies go to the loo in two's enigma.

[coppice cutter]

1 hour ago, Mick Dempsey said:

It wasn’t an either/or situation, it was Griner or nothing,

Then it should have been nothing.

 

Russia would still have an illegal drug smuggler in custody, and an illegal gun runner would have continued to serve his sentence.

 

Society lost out with both sides of the 'deal'.

[AHPP]

7 minutes ago, GarethM said:

Well you only have to wear one around men that aren't your husband, when it's just you ladies you might have been wearing it underneath!.

 

Nobody knows what's under a burka, it's like the age old why do ladies go to the loo in two's enigma.

I like to think it’s something racy. Ideally not a fly fishing vest full of Semtex.  

[Mick Dempsey]

1 minute ago, coppice cutter said:

Then it should have been nothing.

 

Russia would still have an illegal drug smuggler in custody, and an illegal gun runner would have continued to serve his sentence.

 

Society lost out with both sides of the 'deal'.

‘Illegal drug smuggler’

Give your head a wobble mate.

[coppice cutter]

7 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

‘Illegal drug smuggler’

Give your head a wobble mate.

Sorry, but what part of that phrase is incorrect exactly?

[Mull]

1 hour ago, Johnsond said:

Ladyboy lol 😂 those who know me will see the funny side of that. 
 

That requires an explanation does it not?

[Johnsond]

14 minutes ago, Mull said:

That requires an explanation does it not?

Hi Mull 

No not really but that aside it’s good to to see you mid week.