Making the news today....

[eggsarascal]

21 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

 

You're such a card.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 minute ago, eggsarascal said:

You're such a card.

It’s not me mate, not bright enough!

 

I just pinch other peoples’ work off Facebook 😂

[David Cropper]

1 hour ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Bent as a Turk’s dagger!

I must be slipping, Mr Johnson,  I can usually spot a Sausage Jockey straightaway, no offence to your good self. I don't think he is to be honest.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

9 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I must be slipping, Mr Johnson,  I can usually spot a Sausage Jockey straightaway, no offence to your good self. I don't think he is to be honest.

None taken Mr C!  Your turn in the barrel next week!

[David Cropper]

1 minute ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

None taken Mr C!  Your turn in the barrel next week!

Not again!

[Mark J]

13 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

Yeah, but he's got the clap.

That he does:

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

OMFG WTAF?

 

Should I change my inherent hostility to sympathy?

 

For anyone that bemoans the state of the current government - and I’m not suggesting it would be entirely unjustifiable in certain circumstances - just listen to the state of what would have been a ministerial alternative:

 

Diane Abbott incomprehensible in latest car-crash interview

FOXHOLE.NEWS

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Diane Abbott struggled to get her words out on Friday evening in an exchange with Cathy Newman on Times Radio. The...

 

[Moose McAlpine]

Can she ever string a coherent sentence together?

[Ratman]

Can she ever string a coherent sentence together?

Can never tell which way shes looking half the time [emoji102] and as for hearing her right…. she shpeaks wurse thwan kwiss pthwackam!

[roboted]

She's been at the sherry,  Shirley?

Edited July 5, 2021 by roboted
The not a full stop thingy.