Making the news today....

[trigger_andy]

Just now, otter said:

Maybe but 99% of them are mid 20s male's that could of stayed there to help there families but no, just ran away leaving the real young and old to suffer. 

The thing is the young men come over, get their foot in the door then bring their family and extended family over at a later date. 

[David Cropper]

I suspect our left wing colleagues on this forum are having a lie in this morning. Normally they'd be on these last statements like a rash! 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

41 minutes ago, Khriss said:

Have been out to places where they come from an it aint pretty.

What..... France? 
 

Fair play the natives can be a bit stand-off-ish and aloof at times (to use a sweeping generalisation), but the food, the countryside, the beaches, the culture and the climate more than compensate for the occasional Gallic shrug.... 

 

These feckers are obviously resourceful, determined and ingenious - maybe they’d be better sourcing an old bicycle, a beret, a stripy shirt and a string of onions rather than jumping on a li-lo and embarking upon a life threatening sea passage. 

 

If Dempsey and Cropper have chosen to hang their hats there it can’t be all bad!

 

 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

18 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I suspect our left wing colleagues on this forum are having a lie in this morning. Normally they'd be on these last statements like a rash! 

Still in slumberland after a late night Black Panther meeting in the NUS bar Mr C. 
 

More sandals, Che Guevara t-shirts, pony tails, real ale and nonsensical idealistic nonsense than any sane (adult) human could ever bare...

[David Cropper]

6 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Still in slumberland after a late night Black Panther meeting in the NUS bar Mr C. 
 

More sandals, Che Guevara t-shirts, pony tails, real ale and nonsensical idealistic nonsense than any sane (adult) human could ever bare...

I had a strange vision of Trigger, Otter and Gimlet setting sail in an ex China Station Gunboat bought off EBay and firing at the hoards of migrants whilst attempting to repel boarders of the Leninist persuasion. 

[trigger_andy]

I had a strange vision of Trigger, Otter and Gimlet setting sail in an ex China Station Gunboat bought off EBay and firing at the hoards of migrants whilst attempting to repel boarders of the Leninist persuasion. 

I think you should keep your sexual fantasies to yourself.

[David Cropper]

1 minute ago, trigger_andy said:

 

 

I think you should keep your sexual fantasies to yourself.

 

 

Never Skipper!

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

15 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I had a strange vision of Trigger, Otter and Gimlet setting sail in an ex China Station Gunboat bought off EBay and firing at the hoards of migrants whilst attempting to repel boarders of the Leninist persuasion. 

No such endeavour would stand a chance of success without me at the helm!

 

Edited April 19, 2020 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[David Cropper]

5 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

No such endeavour would stand a chance of success without me at the helm!

That is why I omitted your name. Blatantly sexualising this thread for your own, rather seedy pleasures! A string of cabinboys awaiting your every sordid whim. You, Sir, are a disgrace to the uniform you're very nearly wearing. 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

2 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

That is why I omitted your name. Blatantly sexualising this thread for your own, rather seedy pleasures! A string of cabinboys awaiting your every sordid whim. You, Sir, are a disgrace to the uniform you're very nearly wearing. 

I've convened a preliminary disciplinary hearing with the rest of the crew (more of a pirate council than a Armed Forces Discipline Act kind of scenario) and it has been found that you Sir, are to be confined to "the barrel" until further notice....  Pucker up pretty boy!