Making the news today....

[Doug Tait]

4 minutes ago, scbk said:

I've been to that butchers, posh, but then so is the rest of Melrose! Something about JK Rowling in the window

 

 

Trying to think of a good joke, there must be one....... 

 

 

 

 

 

Trans butcher goes to the sex change surgeon to get his manhood cut off.

 

 

 

Surgeon says to him:

"Sure, no problem.

Is it link or lorne?"

 

 

 

 

That was terrible.

Sausage jokes are the wurst.

 

We're not that posh, it's just the image we like to portray to the incomers!

 

JK Rowling pic in the window because she bought something there during the book festival. It was noted locally that when Andy was Amy she looked remarkably like JK.

 

It's a different looking shop tonight, all boarded up with Police standing in the doorway.

[Mesterh]

US shoots down unknown object 'the size of a small car' after it entered airspace near Alaska

WWW.GOOGLE.COM

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The incident took place just days after fighter jets shot down a suspected Chinese spy balloon...

 

The preppers won't be sleeping tonight!

 

 

[Mesterh]

Due to the overwhelming interest in my previous post I thought it best to post this.

 

U.S. fighter jet shoots down object over Canada, Trudeau says

WWW.REUTERS.COM

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The downing over the Yukon Territory was the second in as many days as North America...

 

[Stubby]

7 hours ago, Mesterh said:

Due to the overwhelming interest in my previous post I thought it best to post this.

 

U.S. fighter jet shoots down object over Canada, Trudeau says

WWW.REUTERS.COM

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The downing over the Yukon Territory was the second in as many days as North America...

 

Probably the Harry Potter Ford Anglia .🙂

[Doug Tait]

Don't suppose there's much need for a two day cross party summit with big business to discuss how successful Brexit has been, so can this be seen as an admission that things aren't going very well?

 

Michael Gove's secret summit on Brexit failings

WWW.LBC.CO.UK

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Pro-Brexit and Remainer politicians from both main parties attended a secret summit to explore why Brexit has 'failed'.

 

[Stere]

So  first a cylindrical  then an octagonal ufo  shot down - any theories?

 

 

 

Maybe a trapezoid one next - or some other random geometry?

 

 

Edited February 13, 2023 by Stere

[GarethM]

Maybe the Chinese are just messing with the Americans. If you know your weather balloons/spy stuff is going to be shot down.

 

I'd be sending up any old balloons, as we've just had Chinese new year, the next one will be a dragon and whatever animal is this year's calendar choice of delicacy.

[Doug Tait]

It's not the Chinese, it's the aliens getting ready for Independence Day. Has everyone forgotten Roswell!

[Johnsond]

1 hour ago, Doug Tait said:

Don't suppose there's much need for a two day cross party summit with big business to discuss how successful Brexit has been, so can this be seen as an admission that things aren't going very well?

 

Michael Gove's secret summit on Brexit failings

WWW.LBC.CO.UK

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Pro-Brexit and Remainer politicians from both main parties attended a secret summit to explore why Brexit has 'failed'.

 

Peter Mandleson 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮always sniffing around the edges like his pal Blair 😡****************ing vermin 

[GarethM]

I'm going to need to go to Costco for me tin foil at this rate.