Arbtalk 2015 General Election Poll

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

imho you were very lucky not to have your kids taken into care.

 

?

 

 

As I started reading that post I thought it was going to end.....

 

"...for taking your children to an African doctor...!"

 

Have you turned a corner matelot? Is this the start of a beautiful, compassionate re-birth?

 

(Only playing fella, no aggression or offence intended - just having a hoot!)

[the village idiot]

JHC

I ran the angle grinder down the edge to blunt it, until he bruised his and his Sisters fingers( & she larned sommat from THAT experience, but then she, aged about 5 or 6 branded him "quite accidently" with a red hot poker, which we only became aware of when they were well growed up)

Poker heated in the Morso Stove in the living room by the way.

It was also given to him, when relative to his bodily strength, that he could just about lift it, so first he crawled, then he walked, then finally ran, so to speak.

Then I sharpened it, along with a collect of other edged instruments.(and he still got a fingers 100% complete)

Anyway he and his cousins figgered out how to sharpen a very sharp point on a stout Ash stick.

To make a Spear to throw at each other.(Lord of the Flies anyone?) Sister in Law was having Kittens, while I chortled into my Beer.

PS

Having crashed a Kawasaki Mule at 14 or 15, he was, and is a very careful car driver.

Nicknamed "Granny G . . . .", by his contempories.

cheers

 

I forsee a new business venture for you!

 

 

DIFFLOCK PRE-SCHOOL SERVICES

 

'Cutting edge childcare'

 

We like to let your kiddywinks find their own way around lethal weaponry with occasional supervision.

 

Ages 1 to 6.

 

:001_tongue:

[matelot]

As I started reading that post I thought it was going to end.....

 

"...for taking your children to an African doctor...!"

 

Have you turned a corner matelot? Is this the start of a beautiful, compassionate re-birth?

 

(Only playing fella, no aggression or offence intended - just having a hoot!)

 

LOL, I'm sitting here in a yoga position with a cup of dandelion tea.

[difflock]

I forsee a new business venture for you!

 

 

DIFFLOCK PRE-SCHOOL SERVICES

 

'Cutting edge childcare'

 

We like to let your kiddywinks find their own way around lethal weaponry with occasional supervision.

 

Ages 1 to 6.

 

:001_tongue:

 

:thumbup:

 

This, i like!

oh,

n' Another P.S.

Toddlers and stairs, they only roll down once, toddlers bounce extremely well btw!,

our pair got the free run of the carpeted stairs, by the time they managed to climb up, they were robust enough to fall down!

His nibs also attempted shaving, aged about 2 or 3, fortunately with a safety Razor, unpacked from my stowed away TA kit.

Good job he didnay find them grenades, cos, like, they were in the other (grenade) pouch.

Edited May 11, 2015 by difflock

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

2 good articles in the Mail today....

 

One depressingly familiar expose of DFiD ineptitude and the other a reflection of Scottish history & the potential future for an SNP Scotland.

 

(I don't buy the Mail on Sunday by the way, it's just one of the selection available on the reading table at the country club 😜)

[gnfencer]

Can I hazard a guess that the mail is anti SNP?

[eggsarascal]

Can I hazard a guess that the mail is anti SNP?

 

What ever gives you that idea?

[MattyF]

There I was hoping this thread had died...

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Can I hazard a guess that the mail is anti SNP?

 

 

Possibly, but not anti Scotland.

 

Can't be sure because I didn't pay enough attention, but I think the article was written by a Scot - not at all sure about that though and happy if corrected.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

There I was hoping this thread had died...

 

 

There's at LEAST another 5 years in it!

 

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