Philosophical one liners

[muttley9050]

Very philosophical pat!

[eggsarascal]

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger, stick them up ya .....

 

Scrap that one I cant remember the rest

 

Beer all up the iPad again!

[Mull]

[pete23]

love this one, applies to people and tools, "as sharp as a marble"

[Eddie Coyle]

Don't be a sheep, be a Shepard.

[csservices]

You can fix fat but you carnt fix ugly, or you can but it costs more.

 

Reminds me of one of my favourite Churchill qoutes at a party a lady said to him "Sir you are a drunk" to which he replied "Madam I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober, you however will still be ugly"

[difflock]

I liked Helen Dunn's unforgettable "one liner" at Drip Camp Stirling.

"**** me tits"

Exclaimed very loudly after she had attempted to breast the 4' wall, slipping perfectly mid stride.

During a crisp Feburary morning's PE session

And came down very hard, on her rather hard/pert tee shirt clad nipples.

There were, if I recall correctly, no shortage of lusty willing volunteers

 

My how we laughed.

[Farmerdowling]

I'm not religious but this has always tickled me -

 

"I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much.”

 

Mother Teresa

[Tyz05]

Never lend what you can't afford to give.

[chrisgilltreesurgery]

You couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo

 

She couldn't stop a pig in a passage

 

She could eat an apple through a letter box