Jokes???

[Ratman]

Very well, thanks Ratty. More confidence, good on the lead and listens to commands and, usually!, obeys. He's a belter.

Your one of lifes heros david! Good on ya.
You published another book yet to help our dear friend Yolky out in these cold times?! 🤠

[David Cropper]

1 minute ago, Ratman said:

Your one of lifes heros david! Good on ya.
You published another book yet to help our dear friend Yolky out in these cold times?! 🤠

Ratty, he's a lost cause. My other booklet I was going to send him is called "Fat birds, their part in my downfall". I like big birds.

[gary112]

[Khriss]

16 hours ago, David Cropper said:

Very well, thanks Ratty. More confidence, good on the lead and listens to commands and, usually!, obeys. He's a belter.

I should have married one of those then  😕 K

[David Cropper]

3 minutes ago, Khriss said:

I should have married one of those then  😕 K

Do you need any of my relationship booklets sending?

[Khriss]

4 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

Do you need any of my relationship booklets sending?

That would be very kind. Anything dealing with obsessive spending habits and endless blabber 🤔  K

Edited January 9, 2021 by Khriss
( currently have one wardrobe full of Yayo Kasuma scarfs 😳 )

[David Cropper]

3 minutes ago, Khriss said:

That would be very kind. Anything dealing with obsessive spending habits and endless blabber 🤔  K

I only really offer advice that won't cause injury to the recipients of my wisdom. Maybe trade her in for a Jock bird, they're pretty frugal as to spending habits, but can be violent if cornered or corrected. Also as to the constant babbling, it doesn't really matter, learn to tune out, whatever you do, do not argue back. You will be injured. Also, never, ever go over my head and ask Eggs for relationship advice.

[Khriss]

Gender reassignment before that happens mate 😆  K

[SamanthaSunny]

23 minutes ago, Khriss said:

I should have married one of those then  😕 K

[David Cropper]

2 minutes ago, SamanthaSunny said:

Is this some hidden message ? Maybe Beating of meat? Or am I totally off the mark?