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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only

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Guy goes to bed after a few pints. Wakes a few hours later , really fancies a good time with missus, but mr alcohol has got in the way. He reaches into the bedside drawer for the liquid viagra but takes Tippex instead.

He falls back asleep again for 15 minutes. .................and wakes with a massive. .........correction

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Why do elephants have big ears?

 

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

 

It's an oldie but a goodie methinks.

 

 

That reminds me of...

 

How do you get two elephants in a mini?

One in the back and on in the front.

 

then...

 

How do you get two whales in a mini?

Over the Severn Bridge.

 

It's only really fun, if it's a spoken joke as the spell us all wonky if read.

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