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Guy goes to bed after a few pints. Wakes a few hours later , really fancies a good time with missus, but mr alcohol has got in the way. He reaches into the bedside drawer for the liquid viagra but takes Tippex instead.

He falls back asleep again for 15 minutes. .................and wakes with a massive. .........correction

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Why do elephants have big ears?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

 

 

It's an oldie but a goodie methinks.

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Why do elephants have big ears?

 

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

 

It's an oldie but a goodie methinks.

 

 

That reminds me of...

 

How do you get two elephants in a mini?

One in the back and on in the front.

 

then...

 

How do you get two whales in a mini?

Over the Severn Bridge.

 

It's only really fun, if it's a spoken joke as the spell us all wonky if read.

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Just before I die, I'm going to eat a bucket load of popcorn kernels. My cremation is going to be epic!

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Just before I die, I'm going to eat a bucket load of popcorn kernels. My cremation is going to be epic!

 

 

Ha ha great! You could donate your organs and replace with kernels n toffee.

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