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A nun walked down the street past a parked car in which a man sat exposing himself.

Somewhat taken aback,and with the local cop shop just round the corner,she called in to report it.

Sgt Stupid behind the front desk asked her all the usual questions - approx age,build,black white or traveller,hair colour etc.

And finally approached the last question,which was purely routeen,but he had to ask it - Was the man in a state of erection?

"No",she said,"i think it was a ford fiesta".

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A worldly wise tree surgeon marries his innocent and naive bride.

On their first night they lie in bed and discover their bodies.

 

Darling 'she says' what's that? Oh that's my rope. Honey 'she says' what are those? They're my knots.

 

The night goes on and as they're making love she shouts out 'stop, stop.

 

Honey what's the matter? Am I hurting you? No, no she pants. Can you undo those knots I need more rope.

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