Tip of the day

[eggsarascal]

17 minutes ago, felixthelogchopper said:

I'll give you a headstart; don't use your toothbrush.

My eyes are watering just thinking about that.

[gary112]

19 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

Do you have a tip, handy bit of info that may help other arbtalkers?

 

I'll get us started. Don't get up half pissed on a Saturday morning and brush your teeth with pile cream.

 

All suggestions welcome.

So so did you put toothpaste up your arse then

[eggsarascal]

7 minutes ago, gary112 said:

So so did you put toothpaste up your arse then

No, I realised the error of my ways with the first mistake.

[Steve Bullman]

Tip of the day for young uns, prep h can apparently help make things last a bit longer in other areas thanks to its anaethetising effect. Wish I had known that when I was 16 ?

[felixthelogchopper]

9 minutes ago, Steve Bullman said:

Tip of the day for young uns, prep h can apparently help make things last a bit longer in other areas thanks to its anaethetising effect. Wish I had known that when I was 16 ?

Believe it or not, it's also recommended for putting on a new tattoo to take down any swelling. Not that they ever believe you in Boots.

[oldwoodcutter]

Never put a lightbulb in your back pocket [emoji846]

[Mark J]

[Gray git]

When chopping raw chillies always wash your hands twice before taking a piss, if you forget refer to previous posts about prep h

[Stubby]

Never underestimate the fat Mexican .....

[Khriss]

Tip of the day ? That lil turn off just after the shell garage toward M25 Junct 26 k

Edited June 10, 2019 by Khriss
11 PM onwards !