Jordan

[Joe Newton]

This is why I love arbtalk. 

[Ty Korrigan]

Feck Bolam, I thought this was a serious thread about travel advice...

  Stuart

 

[Mull]

Like a slash on a gorillas back.

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, Mull said:

Like a slash on a gorillas back.

I think it was b0D, @aspenarb said it was like an axe wound on a gorillas back on another thread.

[Mull]

I think it was b0D, [mention=39695]aspenarb[/mention] said it was like an axe wound on a gorillas back on another thread.

Aye, you could be right?, knew it was along those lines, poor Jordan, I’m sure she doesn’t deserve all this slagging, after all she’s just trying to be a genuine, down to earth spunk bucket.

[Paul Cleaver]

At this time of year she has go to sleep with her legs closed just in case bats decide to use her vagina for a summer roost.

[felixthelogchopper]

14 minutes ago, Paul Cleaver said:

At this time of year she has go to sleep with her legs closed just in case bats decide to use her vagina for a summer roost.

Oi! Bats have standards, I'll have you know.

[aspenarb]

11 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

I think it was b0D, @aspenarb said it was like an axe wound on a gorillas back on another thread.

Not me e6Gs, its probably more like a burst couch .A few useful snippets of information , British paratroopers have just entered Jordan  again https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/british-paratroopers-train-in-jordan/

Peter Andre was successful in his recent job application at a foundry  because of his knowledge of slags and his ability to handle a big spade.

 

8oD

[breffni]

My sister's starting a new job in Jordan tomorrow! 

[difflock]

2 hours ago, breffni said:

My sister's starting a new job in Jordan tomorrow! 

First is your sister a gynaecologist? so ok it might be a little tight for elbow room, but assuming your sister is of reasonable small stature she should be OK as long as somebody keeps a good hoult of her ankles.

Edited April 14, 2019 by difflock