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[Mark Bolam]

Has anyone else noticed that Katie Price always mentions that her new husband is much better endowed than her ex?

On the basis that there would have to be at least 1/2” to notice a difference, I’ve done some calculations and reckon the new bloke she’s going to marry must have a 90” cock at least.

[Mick Dempsey]

The great thing about her is you know girls just like her.

 

[Mark Bolam]

Used to Michael, used to.

[Mick Dempsey]

Quite so.

 

 

[Joe Newton]

I genuinely can't understand where Harvey got his intellect from

[eggsarascal]

I'd still slip it a length, saying that, if a frog stopped hopping enough...

 

Many years ago me and another kid were working on the Croydon to Brighton road, A23?, in rush hour we had to "man" the traffic lights, we would set the lights in her direction to red when she was close by, got chatting to her one day, she did buy us breakfast in the local cafe.

[Wedgebanger]

1 hour ago, Mick Dempsey said:

The great thing about her is you know girls just like her.

 

Well my some of mates from long ago knew her very well, well I have been told.

A bit like a porn star I guess.  ??

Edited April 12, 2019 by Wedgebanger

[andy cobb]

Would be nice to find out if a squelch has an echo!

[skc101fc]

Could be like throwing a sausage up the high street, you'd be a long time waiting for the echo to return. [emoji6]

[Gray git]

Wizards sleave comes to mind!