Job description/What they mean (Just for fun)

[Mark Bolam]

‘Friendly and relaxed crew’ -

We smoke a lot of weed.

[Mick Dempsey]

13 minutes ago, billpierce said:

cough cough

 

 

Certainly ticks a lot of boxes, just need a “reluctant sale” for the set.

[billpierce]

Certainly ticks a lot of boxes, just need a “reluctant sale” for the set.

I settled on "genuine sale" rather than reluctant. I have another chipper now and wouldnt mind selling it, wouldnt want to deceive anyone.

Had a few "genuine" "no time wastery" types who are in hospital just now and just need my PayPal details etc via gumtree so that's encouraging. No offers of Nigerian gold yet though

[Mick Dempsey]

It is a hell of a lot chipper for the money all things considered.

[billpierce]

2 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

It is a hell of a lot chipper for the money all things considered.

"priced to sell"

[aspenarb]

NPTC qualified  or ARB approved = desperate for industry recognition.

 

I`ll get me coat

 

Bob

 

 

[Ian C]

BBW = ugly fat fucker!

 

am I on the wrong lines here?

[eggsarascal]

11 minutes ago, Ian C said:

BBW = ugly fat fucker!

 

am I on the wrong lines here?

I just googled BBW, wish I hadn't bothered.

[oldwoodcutter]

Good package offered for the right applicant.
Max wage £8:50 an hour, Saturdays and Sundays same, £8:50,
10 minutes for midday break.
No formal training offered.
All breakages and lost tools taken out of wage at source,
Paid from time when actually start to work, not waiting in yard smoking or sitting on fat arse travelling to job.
Some weeks wage will not be paid until after a further 2 weeks due to ‘cash flow problems ‘ ie boss lost the business float on the horses at the weekend.

[eggsarascal]

27 minutes ago, oldwoodcutter said:

Good package offered for the right applicant.
Max wage £8:50 an hour, Saturdays and Sundays same, £8:50,
10 minutes for midday break.
No formal training offered.
All breakages and lost tools taken out of wage at source,
Paid from time when actually start to work, not waiting in yard smoking or sitting on fat arse travelling to job.
Some weeks wage will not be paid until after a further 2 weeks due to ‘cash flow problems ‘ ie boss lost the business float on the horses at the weekend.

Sad, but true.