Velo South . GRRRRR !

[Shane]

You've lost some weight Bob. Well fit.

Once you are in front nobody will be able to get past.

 

Best not to do a triathlon though, you might get harpooned during the swim.

Edited September 19, 2018 by Shane

[aspenarb]

11 hours ago, Stubby said:

Well I hope it pisses down , they crash and need an ambulance  (Which wont come  coz the roads ae shut and the ambiance crews cant get to work )  and there are some good films on TV .

 

I wont be falling off Stubby, I have the new saddle developed by @Mark Bolam  cycles in Kent.

 

 

[Stubby]

3 hours ago, aspenarb said:

 

I wont be falling off Stubby, I have the new saddle developed by @Mark Bolam  cycles in Kent.

 

 

Does it come with batteries  ?

[Gary Prentice]

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Get on the blower to the local constituency office Mr S. 

 

https://www.chichester.co.uk/news/mp-seeks-urgent-reassurance-over-velo-south-1-8639175

 

Or arrange for an “anonymous, accidental and uncontrollable”  hydraulic hose to split sending a fine spray across the carriageway just before start time. 

 

Set up deck chairs, gets some beers in, make sure the GoPro is fully charged and settle down to an entertaining day of watching the action!

 

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[TIMON]

Get on the blower to the local constituency office Mr S. 
 
https://www.chichester.co.uk/news/mp-seeks-urgent-reassurance-over-velo-south-1-8639175
 
Or arrange for an “anonymous, accidental and uncontrollable”  hydraulic hose to split sending a fine spray across the carriageway just before start time. 
 
Set up deck chairs, gets some beers in, make sure the GoPro is fully charged and settle down to an entertaining day of watching the action!
 
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Mr J, Those would be the actions of a raving
cycle path.......

[Billhook]

9 hours ago, aspenarb said:

 

I wont be falling off Stubby, I have the new saddle developed by @Mark Bolam  cycles in Kent.

 

 

Buggered if I would ride that!

[Mick Dempsey]

https://www.chichester.co.uk/news/last-minute-legal-threat-to-velo-south-cycle-event-1-8640840

 

 

I am from those parts so keep in touch with these things.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

5 hours ago, TIMON said:

 

Mr J, Those would be the actions of a raving
cycle path.......

 

That’s “pumping” it up rather Ti, I wouldn’t want to be “saddled” with that sort of label (even if it is quite accurate!)

 

I guess you’re right to be concerned though, there could be issues of vicarious “lycra”-bility..... ?

[Stubby]

I have an old " velo dog " pistol in .22 caliber ( google it )  my be I could reverse its roll for the day ? ?   

Edited September 19, 2018 by Stubby