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Moose McAlpine

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  1. Moose McAlpine
    I was talking to a Welsh friend the other day about women. Asked him how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting then fell asleep.
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    What's required? Is it adjusting a governor on the injector pump or something? 🤔
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    You could buy a Husky one too and be bi-sawsual.
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    An old jewish man's dying wish is to be buried with all his money. He passes away, at the funeral his wife and sons are there grieving. One son walks over to the open coffin and starts removing the cash. The other son rushes over.. "What are you doing? He wanted to be buried with all that!" He exclaims "No.." the other son replies. "He'll be uncomfortable with all that in there. I'm going to write him a cheque."
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    What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.
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    Have you removed the clutch drum and checked the needle bearing? If they're damaged or seized they'll cause chain creep like weak clutch springs.
  7. Moose McAlpine
    That place is insane. They fill old cars with explosives and let rip with tracer rounds to blow them up too. Bunch of nutters. 😂
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    I love the logic. 😂
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    I actually wonder if they "let" Stihl put the 881 out first to gauge market demand and see what they came out with. There's obviously still a market for the 120cc class, albeit a small one, so i'd think Husqvarna would make a new saw that size, but who knows when.
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    This damn suspense is killing me. So glad i just bought a used 390XP. 😕
  11. Moose McAlpine
    What are you watching it on? I've only seen bits of it but it's very good.
  12. Moose McAlpine
    What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
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    Yeah, you have a Land Rover so you can drive into the forest to break down and make it difficult to reach you. 😂
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    I don't mean to a new one, one you already own, like i bought mine used.
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    You can see his Mini in the background, explains it all. 😬
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    Same as me then. I've not used the 550 much yet though. Did consider a 562 just for the smaller frame and to add the ¾ wrap handle, but there's not enough difference in size and weight from the 572. Also, i've probably bought "enough" saws by now anyway. If i bought the 550 or 572 new i would've opted for the XPG, but they were used. You can retrofit all the heated gear anyway, so may do that at some point if i need it.
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    Ozark's great. Full of intriuiging characters and unexpected twists. Watched all the ones on Netflix, waiting for the new series is killing me. The Shield is brilliant. Fast-paced and every episode has something interesting or exciting going on. Need to dig out the DVD set and watch it again.
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    Watch it, you. That's one of my favourites. 😂
  19. Moose McAlpine
    Last year i rented a bouncy castle for a party. Called them this year and it was twice the price. Oh well, i guess that's inflation for you.
  20. Moose McAlpine
    I robbed a large shop in Ireland last week. Nearly got caught, the police had covered all the exits. Luckily, i escaped through the entrance.
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    Go whole hog and buy a 572. You won't be disappointed. 😉
  24. Moose McAlpine
    Love it! Love how his tail curls round the front, great work.
  25. Moose McAlpine
    Blimey. Glad i'm not on your christmas card list.

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