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trigger_andy

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  1. That’s the thing. Even the Pusher, OIM or Company Man seems to need on-shore approval to leave the Procedure. Then the provider wants a Management of Change to absolve themselves. Safety as you say is off the scale these days. I guess not everyone can be as intelligent as someone who chops down trees for a living. 🤣
  2. Never seen that before. Looks handy. No one thought it would work so the Rig Mechanic tried everything he could then gave up. Not his problem.
  3. £1500, I’ll come asap
  4. When we're raping you guys on a daily basis its only fair we have a team building exercise to get a modicum of the felling you guys get hammered with on a daily basis. Clearly we dont want to feel the full girth of the fcking you have to put up with so a pinkie is kindsa sacrificial substitute.
  5. My father-in-law is 69. Unless his age is mentioned I completely forget it. We argue, laugh, mostly argue and maybe laugh later that day. He's the closest thing Ive ever had to a father, and writing this has made me realize that. Weird.. Anyway, I should suggest the pinkie thing to him if it ever comes up in the general convo.
  6. When I was on morphine I could not get it up. Butttttt a pinkie up the NRV soon solved that. Im no saying I would help with your advancing age, but what do you have to lose?
  7. Ive spent the last three days thinning out an area for a cabin on my wee plot. Ash, Syc, Beech and Cherry. 8 almost solid cubes here. Will put a cabin here next summer. This is what life means to me. The satisfaction and joy I get from the fruits of my labour. It’s ingrained into me through at least 2 generations of shipwrights and tree surgeons. Both which showed me the futility of considering an education in either. Unless being poor gives you a hard-on.
  8. Ok
  9. So true. I suggested it for near on 6 hours. That’s over $60,000 lost. As it was so non- intrusive why not try it first? Anyway, I had near on 6 hours off that day, then got called out at night to “help”. That’s £90 an hour which I would have been happily enough with but $30,000 I’d the least these twats could do. They still saved over $200,000! It paid for a whole new heating system for the house.
  10. I think I got (at the time ) $30,000 in performance related shares last year for remembering a trick from the school locker room where inverting a can of deodorant is ice cold. I managed to remove a snapped off “tap” in a ****************ed thread on a Subsea Hanger. Not only was it snapped off but it was well below the flush. I inverted a few cans of Air Duster and jetted the Tap with the gas. Believe it or not it soon shark enough to spin out by hand. I saved the company over $240,000. I was the lady gasp chance before cutting the lines and running the bank-up. That would be 24 hours down time. I thank Paul in the Woods for keeping me in the lifestyle I’m accustomed.
  11. My point is without cutting the head off the snake we’re never going to change a damn thing! Punishing and taxing the end user is so asinine it’s not worth discussing. Needless to say we’d be taxed twice and those that actually produce the pollution will slip through the intentionally gaping net. I sure as hell don’t plan on changing a damn thing. I don’t believe hook line and sinker this climate nonsense. If it where actually real then the governments would target the 100 companies that produce 70% of the worlds pollution and not the little people. I know I’ve mentioned this before but it’s repitition for emphasis. We’re not the problem, they are. But we allow them to make us feel we are. Wake up! I can assure you it won’t be my children that end up dying in the alter of the pseudo-science of climate change.
  12. I make my money providing product you depend on on a daily basis. I make as much as I do purely because you consume as much as you do. You dictate my wage and the shares I receive so thank you for allowing me to increase my yearly earnings by more than many here earn busting their balls. You’re welcome. And thank you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  13. Climate change of my loved ones? Now there’s a subject, eh? Yet again I’ll reiterate that 100 companies around the world produce 70% of the worlds pollution. In light of this What is it you expect of my offspring and myself?
  14. I knew that was coming. Since we’re discussing this topic on a global scale surely it’s only fair to view reproduction and race on the same macro scale? When we consider this scale Caucasians are in fact a minority. Within the Caucasian make up Blonde Haired Blue Eyed people are a distant minority in what is already a minority group. Nobody wants to see unique minority groups disappear around the world, we all agree that ever effort should be employed to ensure these groups don’t disappear. Im personally doing my bit by having four beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed daughters to help maintain an already endangered minority group.
  15. How sound banning fireworks solve anything? They are used so sporadically that they pale into insignificance. Cancelling one of Jeff Bozos trans-Atlantic flights would wipe out a not so insignificant portion of the “pollution” fireworks cause. Why do we keep attacking the little people and not the major contributors to this mess?
  16. Thanks. Yeh, I can see why they prefer to have a one sided untraceable record. [emoji16]
  17. Ahh, I see. Do you inform them? If so how do they react?
  18. I guess. In my mind we should be going after the 100 global companies that produce 70% of the worlds pollution. That’s never gonna happen though is it? So the West will just get taxed to death and line the rich to powerfuls pockets and like trying to solve hunger in Africa nothing will happen, it will just get worse. Anyway, I was somewhat side tracked with the Pity Porn that is feeding and watering Africans. The poorest countries in the world are seeing the biggest population growths, it’s the opposite in the West. If we’re to manage the global population it’s there we need to focus on. Not our tiny Island.
  19. They breed like rats. They pump one out after another with little thought out into how they plan on feeding them in a barren unfruitful land. To feed them and provide them drinking water is just compounding and exasperating the problem. Each to their own though.
  20. No one needs to be killed. Just let nature do it’s thing. Stop providing aid to every third world shithole that produce kids like rats and can’t support them without artificial aid. Stop providing aid to countries where people breed like rats on land that can’t support the most basic of an existence without aid. Education of family planning is pointless, it’s time to consider enforcing it. The untold billions raised for Africa has resulted in nothing except that those who would have died off naturally where kept artificially alive and now there’s much more of them to feed.
  21. Is there an echo in here?
  22. What app do you use to record your call?
  23. What van? 🤣
  24. I think the only countries that take any active notice of what the Catholic Church demands are countries that actually need what they demand implemented. 🤣
  25. Not in our lifetime unfortunately. I’ll start taking this climate change seriously when the likes of Obama and Zuckerberg stops spending millions if not billions on beach front properties and at the same time telling us the sea levels are on the rise. And when they stop flying around the world in private jets to the opening of an envelope and having swinging dick competitions with Yachts. Climate change has never been about saving the planet and only ever about the rich and powerful getting more rich and powerful. Im off out to burn my old Polytunnel cover with burst oil in protest. I could do this daily for the rest of my life and still cause less pollution than these sanctimonious cants.

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