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Too much clearly because he's deposited vast amounts under normal circumstances today too. He got into the spare food bags upstairs a couple of weeks ago. Might check those again.

Please do.

Aye. Still feel awful about it. I had to get back up a tree but a couple of the lads took him to the shop with them, where he apparently shit bigly more. He was alright in the side. Poked his head out and watched a fair bit.

Had a shocker climbing yesterday. 03:30 - Small walk. Big shits. Good. Who can see where this is going already? 04:40 - Get in van. 07:30 - Arrive at site, urban residential. Quick walk round the block, pissing on things. 09:00 - Check on him in the cab. OK. 11:00 - Check on him in the cab. Far from OK. Poor bastard was caught short and shit al owa the passenger side. Or more to the point shit in one place, jumped in it and then jumped al owa the passenger side. Mercifully kept off the driver’s seat and my new coat. Spent the afternoon in the side of the van instead, door open. Uneasy with security but in fairness anyone going to nick anything would find an Alsatian first. A smelly Alsatian at that. Used loads of kit and was quite a busy day so everything just got thrown back in to be sorted another time. In the centre of that pile is a carrier bag of tremendous foulness that I need to throw in a pond for a few weeks. @kevinjohnsonmbe for the untidiness, the shepherd and the fact we haven’t seen you in a while.

Install an inverter on the chipper and you could have a corded saw there too. Nice and quiet.

A day and a half in the house and a George the Hopeless didn’t bother her arse to even get out of the carrier bag she was in. Threw her back into genpop with firm instruction to buck up or get strangled. Check at lunchtime. IMG_4417.MOV

300 is too heavy for what they do and the switching is shit. 220 is great. Haven’t tried a 200. Not that I can remember anyway.

What’s in the back of your mog, Mike? Surely not a chip box if it has a window? Lift on/off tool store?

Wales. Obviously.

Moderately sure it’s not a Hobbs anyway but actually the freeworker one @MattyF has one of.

@Mick Dempsey Get your teeth into that description.

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Smaller island but still an island.

The obvious solution is Rough Cutter sets Mark up with a buyer at £45/tonne and gets a £10/tonne commission. £150 from one job just for knowing something and someone.

I’m right handed and have the same problem. A shame we’re not closer.

Do you have the same conflict about glove colours that I do? Red should be left as per boats’ and planes’ port and starboard but it should be right as in rock climbing convention (red sounds like right in challenging communication conditions). Nothing’s straightforward on this planet.

This is also the fowlhusbandry thread, right? My first chickens arrived on Friday. The rest have got the idea but this one just lies down and waits for death. But what do we say to the god of death? Not today! Home remedies before I go to the chicken shop?

IMG_4386.MOV Pheasant curry again. Far too watery again. Still delicious. Missing the squeeze of lemon. That really sets it off.

Save it for Saint Peter.

What was the brief on the birches? What does that prune achieve?

That sounds like bloody good shooting to me but bear in mind I’ve done very little pistol shooting. Maybe it’s easy.

What sort of groups are average and above average people getting at those ranges?

That looks quite long range for pistol. 25m the obvious guess but it looks even further?

Also more expensive I suspect. I doubt the right angle is needed. Just a thought that occurred.