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AHPP

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  1. The bloke you booked to clean the gutters would actually turn up.
  2. Presumably if you fly here and then drive one back, you get hit with some tax or other. What about if you buy a ****************ed one in Ireland and change the plates on the ferry...
  3. A few years ago, a couple of affable young things from the Taxpayers' Alliance stood on a street in London and asked people whether taxes should be higher or lower. At the end of the questions, those who said higher were presented with an ipad that they could type their bank details into to make a donation to the government. Guess how many people actually had to get off all of a sudden.
  4. On a screen?! Enough is enough. I’m blocking you, Pete.
  5. What brand do your children smoke?
  6. Take a metal detector and you'll be able to find the stub.
  7. I would and the law in Redmond-Bate v DPP and Gündüz v Turkey would.
  8. This is the problem with you commies. You don’t know what Sharon needs. And anyway. Why can’t she have what she wants?
  9. If not already obvious, I am aggressively unfunny about this. You come to work to work. If you want to amble around my site, purposefully oblivious to instructions that either make me money or keep people safe (which preserves my money), you're basically an industrial saboteur and should be buried in a dam foundation.
  10. "Anders. Stop. I am about to give you a work instruction. ... The work instruction is to use all of your senses at all times to sense what is happening on this site. This is to ensure productivity and safety." If they want to listen to Christina Aguilera after that, **************** em. Don't pay em. They'll soon learn.
  11. If people will insist on buying from Wales.
  12. You want people extorted if they want to drive them.
  13. No no. Really fast. You and anyone else who thinks they should be able to tell a man what car he can drive.
  14. I hope you die, peacefully but quickly.
  15. Take solace in the fact it's none of your business.
  16. AHPP

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    Anyone got a workshop/service manual for an MSA220 backhandle? Stihl being unhelpful.
  17. What's the product? Surprised not 3m for firewood.
  18. AHPP

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    With cautious optimism, that looks fairly accessible. Spare Parts for Stihl MSA 220 C-B Chainsaw | L&S Engineers WWW.LSENGINEERS.CO.UK Spare Parts for Stihl MSA 220 C-B Chainsaw Genuine and Non-Genuine Stihl Spare Parts
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    Not looked. Drowning sorrows. May move on to just drowning. Will check back in to this thread in the morning, when I hope I'll be less annoyed and more proactive about the whole thing.
  20. AHPP

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    "Hope is important." - Idlewild “All the greatest things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom; justice; honour; duty; mercy; hope.” - Winston Churchill Well forgive me for living.
  21. AHPP

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    Update. Let it sit for a couple of weeks. Hoped it would fix itself. Now it doesn't oil at all; no weep from the duct/gland. Annoyed.
  22. Shutler, you potbellied cryptic. What are you on about?
  23. I've already wanted to kick the whale and and the seal in their politic, warmongering necks, the pricks. Does that count?
  24. How have I never watched this. Superb.

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