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I'll wait until tomorrow for the answers to my jewish problem. Until then, enjoy something gratuitous:

Should governments stop jews having guns? Yes or no?

Play along and answer my question first please.

Right. I'm nipping out for some drink. Let's do this!

Should governments stop jews having guns? Include as much or as little explanation of your answer as you like as long as the first word is yes or no.

Yeah. Get it fact checked by the British state media. Then it'll be super legit.

Enhance.

I eat lead shot pheasant once or twice a day. Only when I'm not eating bacon once or twice a day of course.

While the tasteful period of time expires and everyone can then get to deporting foreigners, criminals, foreign criminals etc, I'll get in first with my cause. The Australian state bars people from carrying firearms for self defence. Let's say there were 1000 jews in the park. Let's say it was all families of husband + wife + two kids. 250 men. The jews know everyone hates them. They're also fighters. If 10% of the 250 men there were carrying, that would be 25 armed men. That's a platoon. If the 2 chancers knew what they might be up against, would they have done it? I suspect only if they wanted to appear on the front page of Jew Today, full of holes, under the headline, 'DON'T MESS WITH JEWS.' Death toll currently 15. We can safely assume all 15 of them were praying for the (armed) police to arrive in seconds, not minutes. At least some of them will have been crouched behind a bin, thinking, "Christ. I need a gun, now. And some politician (with armed guards that the little people pay for) will look into the eyes of their widows, widowers, orphans etc and say no. Indefensible.

I thought the opposite, that they were pretty ineffectual. Over a thousand people present, probably pretty easy targets, almost certainly unarmed, and hemmed in by the sea. Two of them only hit forty people. Could have been way more effective with only a tiny amount more effort. They could have trained for a start. They could have armed themselves with better guns and carried a thousand rounds each. They could have planned a bit more. The footage principally shows them standing there looking like they don't know what to do next, since they usually get killed on CoD by then. Obviously terrifying but should have been fish in a barrel and it wasn't.

**************** you and the horse you rode in on.

Sycamore Gap and now this. Enough's enough.

An emergency pallet of Peroni under where the chipper lives.

Probably more like a six quid shiraz in a big King James.

I was going to ask for a close-up to check that. Knowing about medullary rays is pretty much the most efficient way to look like you know about trees.

Aye. Garden-variety syndicate pheasant shoot. I go to meet women.

Oh Stubby, you beauty. I've some cracking big potatoes and a lot of butter in stock atm. My mate, Bob is a connoisseur of the tuber. Knows all the varieties and all the uses. The sort of fellow you need around to rebuild a civilisation.

Sheatbelts, Moneypenny! Seatbelt mounting bolts are all 7/16-20 UNF. Some international agreement to never differ because they're apparently such an important part of the car. You can have a thoroughly metric Jap/Euro/whatever and it'll still have imperial seat belt mounts. Interested to know whether Chinese car manufacturers capitulate. I hope not. Stick that up your jumper, USA, Burma, Liberia and Yemen. Automotive nationality is a myth these days anyway. Everything's JE this, JIT that, flexibly integrated the other. My French van is Japanese. My dad's Volvo is American. Women are men. Men are pigs. Easter eggs are illegal. **************** off.

I walked into the kitchen this morning at about eight thirty, looked at the fridge and thought, “I’ve got three cans of perry in there. They’ll be cold and crisp. I could have one.” I’m blaming Bolam, the influential degenerate.

Better. We’ll all pretend we didn’t see the wheel nuts guess.

Belting day today. No absconding, despite some properly viet cong close deer and hare. Worked closer than he has before. Still has no idea what he’s meant to be doing but somehow mostly achieves it anyway. Behaved impeccably with other dogs etc. Shrugged off a grumpy pointer a few times. Didn’t take ungentlemanly advantage of the little cocker bitch who loves him. One of the good days (to look back on when he makes a twat of me at some indeterminate forthcoming time). Looking fresh Looking tired My carpets? Looking muddy.

You’ve collectively got until I’m out of the bath to get the imp joint. It’s a lovely bit of trivia.

Don’t do that. Some future owner will need to replace them at some point and order the parts (imperial) from Bandit. Best case, they don’t fit and he has to twat around working out why. Worst case, he guns them in and buggers the threads again. The US deserved 9/11 and deserves all the rest for subjecting the world to the ongoing arseache of imperial threads. BIPM should invade them if they won’t give it up. Quiz: There’s one imperial threaded joint in every car. What joint is it?

A jam jar. Not in a hipster way. They're harder to smash. Round shoulders, strong lip. Tumbler if feeling bourgeois.