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AHPP

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  1. AHPP

    Cramp .

    That was my angle
  2. AHPP

    Cramp .

    Didn’t know that.
  3. AHPP

    Cramp .

    Tonic water. If it doesn’t work, persist anyway.
  4. They must get some angry/frustrated people on the line. “I’M STUCK FIFTY FEET UP AND TWENTY FEET SIDEWAYS OVER THE M FOUR JUNCTION FIVE SLIPROAD IN YOUR ****************ING SHIT MACHINE THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE HAVING THE ****************ING MENOPAUSE! babe THING JUST ****************ING BLEEPS AT ME! ****************SAKE!” OK. Good afternoon, sir…
  5. Out of interest, do you know what the underlying assets/instruments are?
  6. Like spud Bogle-Buffett says, you haven’t lost anything until you sell.
  7. Fault or not, he’s the envoy. He doesn’t need to be trying to kill himself like a disgraced samurai, wracked with shame that will taint his bloodline for generations to come but he needs to start with sorry and not look happy that your day’s been ruined.
  8. You need time for that sort of investment to work. At your age, have you considered the horses?
  9. On hens, you’ve previously mentioned tragedy. Here comes another.
  10. I found myself the other day thinking idiotic thoughts about wanting a Series Land Rover so I could have the lovely, lovely capstan on the front. No electronics, yes please. Land Rover, no thank you.
  11. The trick is a second man in the basket. One cuts, one throws. Share the burden. Revert to one if the ground needs a hand. Rigging on picker jobs isn’t illegal either btw. Another advantage of two up. One can get dropped in the tree and picked up from a different place later. I usually take a good amount of stuff up a picker with me, including spikes and a rigging rope (usually three strand for crotching aloft). For one, so I can ab out if the thing really, really strands me.
  12. A friend is a photocopier repairman (there’s a dying trade anyway). He spends a lot of time driving, often two hour stints between jobs and home at the end of a long day. He gets walked over for paid traveling time btw but my main point is how horrendously dangerous the job is. Climbing trees, you’re only dealing with your own stupidity and your rigger’s. He’s dicing with hundreds of morons in 80 mph steel boxes every hour.
  13. Got the chimney barrel on it now. Full chat. What the last half an hour has shown me is how absolutely risible the notion is that you could do anything in the event of a house fire except die.
  14. I’ll check the layer of compost on the kitchen bench top to see if there’s any sprouting cloves. I’m up the garden atm, burning a sofa and a mattress. More my usual gardening.
  15. Track rough enough that anything like that risks tipping over. Otherwise could carry bins up with the skidsteer and grab (gently). Planting. Good question. Whatever my mate has started too much of probably. I don't even especially like a lot of vegetables. I'm just doing it because it's the right thing to do. Chickens will eat whatever. I like potatoes, onions and garlic so ideally some of that at least.
  16. My main patch flattened and theoretically shut off from the chickens and geese. Going to see a man about some chip as soon as I empty the van. Not looking forward to hauling it up here. Good fifty metre walk from the closest you can get a car, uphill. Could do with a horse big enough to carry two wheelie bins for panniers. Nearly 24’ along the path. 16’ along the IBC flask edge. 14’ along the pavillion edge. A taper I only discovered today. Expecting trouble sleeping later.
  17. Sawmilling aside, I’m just really proud of you, Mick.
  18. Hang on, Envirofag®. What do you want to know about chemical timber treatment for? EDIT: You don't. That makes more sense. Apologies. Namaste.
  19. What doobin said. I'd rather use €20 of fuel and cutting edge and turn tree surgery waste into something usable. Plus it's on demand. Bully for you if €200 isn't a lot of money but it would be to me, especially when it's 10% of a sawmill. 108 more timbers and you've then got a free sawmill. If you have the space to store something like that, always get it.
  20. Bed timbers presumably not made by your own fair hand. Still looking for a mill?
  21. I’m digging it once to get it level and then I’m going to woodchip it for the full no-dig schtick. I now need to switch business tactics to convincing clients that they don’t want woodchip cluttering up their gardens and that I can take it away for a very reasonable price.
  22. Back to the better part of the world and enjoying its bounties. Eggs from my chickens. See also, veggies thread, shortly.
  23. I've turned a blind eye to this sort of thing in the past but you're making it impossible to now.
  24. Can the council tell a private tree owner what to do with their tree in your area?

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