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What’s the name for a polygon or polyhedron with curved sides/surfaces (like a Reuleaux triangle)?
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Just did six hours on a telehandler with a blowtorch hung on the coat hook. Whenever I went over a bump, it went doinggg against the window exactly like the little marimba interlude after verse one.
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First bloody day I had my newer pair of Airstreams, I stood on the left one with my right spike. I was also the first entry in the DT lab’s accident book in about 1998 for sanding my own thumb. Teacher thought it was hilarious.
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Where's that video of the blower training course. I need to refresh my driving in spikes ticket.
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My most regular one licks me, occasionally stands on my lap.
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I always use a helmet strap and sometimes use a seatbelt.
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Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
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Mum number two on the job. Six fertile eggs under her. Start the clock. 21 days. 1st August.
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The best thing to happen in tree rigging since Rich Rule.
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Also have something with Gareth’s IQ stuck in the door frame.
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Snap. Freshly labelled to help me sleep even more soundly.
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Whether you wanted sympathy or not, you have mine.
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Step back from the machine so that we might hear you gurgle with pleasure. I'm having a good day too. I've just received a VAT refund and will soon be giving it to a very affable local machinist for a pink prototype. And a mate just gave me a Stihl combi can he's had unused in the shed forever. And a client paid on time without being reminded. A short but welcome series of fcking results. Here's to us, Mick! Now if the weather could just calm down, I can go and strim the allotment. With a strimmer.
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Three pints of coffee, four snickers bars and perusing digger catalogues with my feet up. I didn't choose self employment so I can be out melting in this heat. NB I didn't choose self employment at all really. I'm just fairly unemployable.
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Do you do your hot water with wood? I'm the same with the house supply. I'm hoarding it like trees might go extinct, while trying to leave the place. What's the plan btw? Downsize there? Back to Sussex and while away the days playing backgammon with Stubby?
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More cutty, less mulchy with the ejection being easier?
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Allez, allez!
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Tree surgeons who don't heat with wood baffle me.
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The Etesia has a Kawasaki V twin. Not sure if it's the exact same one as on my dad's mower but if it is, I recommend it. Very easy to work on. When is a ride on brushcutter a ride on brushcutter and not a mower btw? It's a thing with four wheels and a steel rotary cutting thing. I'd call that a mower but I am braced for education.
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You’ll be standing in front of the mirror all evening practising a look that says, “I’m not sure why I’m letting this go so cheaply. I hope you appreciate the favour I’m doing you here, Gaston.”
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Just pump seawater round. Save some deveg work. Keep the fish on their toes.
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That’s a really good point.
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They’re being sentenced next week. Any more guesses? Closest wins a romantic dinner for two at PeteB’s house.
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Or perhaps something in the civil service.
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Emphatically yes.
