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Mortimer Firewood

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  1. Mortimer Firewood
    Staffs are the key I think they seem to sense the wrong uns ours bought down a lad that jumped the fence in my yard and took off down the field he made quite a mess of his leg by the time I got there. When customers come in he will sit and bark at them. The only time I've been worried is when the boy came home Cain sat at the side of his bed growling at the carers one he understood they were there for Fred's benefit he was fine with it
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    I've found the opposite a women will no what she wants when she wants it unless you slip a ring on its finger then it's any ones guess.
  3. Mortimer Firewood
    Thesa type of people only understand one thing there's no reasoning with them you will usually find as soon as they realise your no mug they will disappear. It's all very easy to say id do this or that. With me if some ones looking for trouble I'll entertain them.
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    I don't know but at a guess if say they started to target certain business then realised who was turning over large volumes of cash.
  5. Mortimer Firewood
    I guess your right in your approach but I've found the ones that have the chops don't usually have the balls to back it up. What gives him the right to dictate where you work.
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    Tree surgeons landscapers firewood merchants builders scrap dealers are firmly in the sites of IR have been for the last 12 months I've insured myself against a tax investigation for the last 4 years I no of two people being investigated at present. All though I run a legit company there always going to find something.
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    The tax man won't care if it was sold in parts he will still shaft you and people wonder why tree surgeons are targeted by IR
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    Damp proof membrane cut it to 10 m by 2 m
  9. Mortimer Firewood
    Looks to me like he's an x security guard with too much time on his hands
  10. Mortimer Firewood
    Worst bags for stretching I've had Moved over to Bag supplies and bought a ruck of the 100% mosquito net no stretch as of yet
  11. Mortimer Firewood
    Crap day indeed. Thefts on the rise hear big time theres not many nights where i don't think is it my turn????
  12. Mortimer Firewood
    50mm...........
  13. Mortimer Firewood
    Im glad im not the only one then Mick its when you can't remember quoting and they except you need to start worrying
  14. Mortimer Firewood
    Would of sent it back and told the driver to sort himself messy stacks are one thing but dirty timber is another
  15. Mortimer Firewood
    Fairplay best video I've seen on here really enjoyed watching that
  16. Mortimer Firewood
    Only time I get mud on my cord is if a dopey driver picks up soil with the grab had the same driver bring 800 t in the yard and he could not stack load unload and kept getting great clods of soil he soon learned not to do it sadly he never learned to stack I'm still finding cord going the opprrsite way to stack
  17. Mortimer Firewood
    How do you find the split master do you have you seen other horizontal splitters you can compare it to.
  18. Mortimer Firewood
    Ay the busker I mentioned earlier leads that kind of life when asked why he does it he said it brings him closer to people!!!
  19. Mortimer Firewood
    The 380 all most crippled tajfun as there were so many problems the 400 has no comparison IMO. You will not go wrong with a 42 a very capable machine
  20. Mortimer Firewood
    14.7 Jon to be precise
  21. Mortimer Firewood
    I feckin hate standing in front of processor most boring job I do I picked the quickest so I don't have to stand there. We've had the same argument about bars vs blades there's pros and cons in both briquette seller is getting more than me but it's bigger chain more dust I like my chain to fly through my machine has done 900 ton now with the same bar been dressed and turned. The taj ain't perfect but it's the best of the bunch will it be in two years I don't know I'll have a new one by then:001_smile:
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    10% a week i wish
  24. Mortimer Firewood
    Theres a chap in Ludlow a quaint little market town playing the trumpet in the streets earning 200 a day. What got me was the people begging cigs outside the children's hospital one night two guys harassed a young mum that much i intervened and before i new it there was about 6 cops on the scene. Note to self don't put people straight outside the biggest cop shop in brum:blushing:
  25. Mortimer Firewood
    I use to be able to sleep for England but as I've got older its got less and less now when i wake I'm awake even after a night on the ale. weekdays or weekends I'm usually awake by five need a bucket of coffee before i can face the world though

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