Tree Man Tom

Same, there's convicted thieves as members on here. Please don't give anything about your security away...

I can't imagine having a yard away from home, my container is within 20 yards from where I live and is viewable from my window. I feel my kit is as secure as I can sensibly make it, im not going to tell you how ive secured it as I know for a fact that there are convicted criminals who are members on arbtalk. The last time I caught someone sniffing around here I offered to break there legs if they didn't leave within 10 seconds, I think they thought I was joking until I pulled out a 1m length of steel bar from the cab. They've not been back since, touch wood.

Somerset. He's just up the road from me

Somerset. He's just up the road from me

Was that on eBay recently?

Michael

A man notices a little boy wearing a fireman hat, sitting in a cart being pulled by his pet dog. When he gets closer he notices the cart is tied to the dog's testicles ' My my, what a nice fire engine' said the man. 'Wouldn't the dog pull faster though if you tied the rope to his collar?'. Yes said the boy, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

Saw them on Friday, couldn't believe how many were there!

Saw them on Friday, couldn't believe how many were there!

If you had sex 365 times in 12 months, and then, melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would you have? A Goodyear!!

Similar here, spent yesterday removing the crown of a big old conifer, was lucky as the crown shaded me. Today went back to chog stems down, sat on a pair of spikes with big saw with absolutely no shade all day. Im currently sat with a wet towl around neck with fan blowing trying to cool down!

Done the same Dean, off to the beach to watch the totty :-D

Do you have a pic of where the hole is and did you have to re tune. 80% of my climbing work is done with the 150. 020 only really used for cutting up small firewood now

You idiot Who have you upset now?

We made a good team jesse

My neighbour buys/sells and builds these. Cracking things, hes got one at the moment 550hp supercharged 6.2litre v8. Yours for 50k http://Www.absolutehorsepower.co.uk http://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/kit-cars/cobra-replicas/ultimate-ak-sportscars-427-supercharged-ls3-cobra-recreation/1440682

No such thing as excuses, just choices

Sounds like some riders broke the rules so got pulled over? Matey with the dodgy number plate was lucky not to get busted... don't really see the problem myself. When my mate died there was a ride out, police were informed and even attended providing traffic control at round abouts etc... very helpful

Nelson Mandela is sitting on the verandah at home when there is a knock at the front door. He is surprised when he opens the door to find a small Chinese man holding a clipboard.The China man thrusts the clipboard towards Nelson and says "You sign, You sign" Looking over the China man's shoulder he notices the delivery mans lorry which is full with gearboxes. Again the China man shouts "You sign, You sign".Confused but certain that this can not be right Mr. Mandela refuses to sign for the delivery and sends the driver packing.The following day there is another knock at the door, again it is the small Chinese delivery man. "You sign, You sign" he barks. This time Nelson notices that the lorry is carrying a cargo of rear axles. Again the delivery driver thrusts the clipboard under Nelson's nose "You sign, You sign".This is not for me Mr. Mandela tells the excited delivery driver, now piss OFF! and he closes the door.The next afternoon the Chinese man is again on the doorstep with his clipboard, "You sign, You sign" Beside himself with anger Mr. Mandela glances at the mans lorry and notices that today's consignment is windscreens."You sign, You sign" and again the clipboard is thrust in to his face.At the point of despair Nelson screams at the China man "THE GEAR BOXES WERE NOT FOR ME! THE REAR AXLES WERE NOT FOR ME! I DO NOT WANT THESE WINDSCREENS! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING AT MY HOUSE?The Chinese man replies "You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

Pics on behalf of jesse the dwarf

My mates landy at the arb show was getting a fair bit of attention.

My mates truck, first time ive seen it finished today when he took me up to the show. Very smart!

I know jesse, and he aint joking! Im coming up with him on Friday to keep an eye on him. He's driving so its only fair I carry his little step around as a thank you as I know it drives him mad, means he can reach the bar though

6-12th June, was up that neck of the woods today and loads of vans with caravans/horse boxes on the roads. Also a few horse drawn carriages on the road causing traffic problems

They'll be going to Appleby horse fair