Mark Bolam
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Arse. Wordle 1,300 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
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Don’t worry, I saved the planet by using my local village shop.
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Reduced to clear in local shop, must be foreign. I’ll check in a bit, I bought 2 packs!
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Little snack straight after work. Asparagus wrapped in Parma ham and pan-fried in butter.
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So if we’re using a corded saw there’s no point wearing chainsaw trousers? That’s good to know for the summer, what a relief!
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BOOM! Wordle 1,298 2/6 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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He is legally obliged to offer you the branches back, but 30 feet seems that the encroachment was pretty excessive!
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Lovely stuff Peter!
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They’ll fall out bigly?
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Damn. Now I’ve gone and blurted out that I’m wise to his evil masterplan all over the internet. Some 00 I’d make. What a loser. I expect I’ll be hauled out of my Transit today by a bunch of boiler suited henchman and strapped to a furnace in a Tesla factory or something. Hopefully there will be a scantily clad female involved though.
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No one can want that much money, surely? I reckon he wants to get in a position where we are all too reliant on him (Starlink etc.) then pronounce himself King of the World. I bet he’s sat in a bunker/volcano/mountain castle with 360deg glass walls as we speak, stroking a white cat.
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The problem is if it’s in a pikey camp it won’t be coming back.
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No big story really. I was driving to a job on the Wye Downs with my mate a few years back along a single width country lane. A black cat about the size of a labrador walked across the road and stopped halfway across. Probably 60m away. When I drove towards it it darted into the hedgerow. Broad daylight, both sober, and saw the same thing. We got to the job and told the customer, who wasn’t surprised in the slightest. ’Yes, they are around here’. I’m a country lad who has shot and hunted my whole life, so I know the difference between a black domestic moggy that was closer than I thought or a badger etc.
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They are pathetic. If someone was 30kg over in their truck they would probably have had the gun squad there.
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You could get Stevie Wonder to do it, the result will be pretty much the same.
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Tom you don’t get this Arbtalk thing. You’re meant to ask a question, get annoyed with the suggestions and answers given because you don’t like them, then disappear forever. To stick around making sensible comments and listening to good advice is considered very bad form.
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It’s ironic isn’t it? Whenever I buy a Chinese it’s always made in England.
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Wordle 1,294 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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AUDIO is a good one Mark J put me on to. I’ll do it tomorrow.
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Admittedly VULVA wasn’t as successful as I’d hoped. They’ve got to put it in though, right?
