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Mark J

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  1. Aye. Tinderbox. Good Friday too...
  2. They give vantablack a run for its money.
  3. My cat picked me up at a mates flat. I was crashing there when I was getting my shit together. I then moved in with a lass, the cat sweet talked them all. She's now living with a Hungarian masseuse, who is a tenant of my ex. in a land of perpetual dreamies.
  4. He looks canny cross.
  5. This is October my cat. She ended up staying at me exes. The farm cats aren't mine, they just hang around and kill things.
  6. Aye, without risers or sprinklers you're in big trouble in a tower block. Fire doors work both ways (If they're even there)
  7. The guy who led the last first aid course I was on was a watch commander in the fire brigade. The stuff he was saying about zoning and prioritising of calls was canny harrowing. We really need public services to work. Grenfell should have never happened. So aye, sprinklers in buildings with anything valuable in it sounds like a good plan to me.
  8. Bollocks to that clatter like. I know it's a joke, but we need to be a bit less divisive I reckon.
  9. This is Ronnie Kray. Proper pathetic farm cat.
  10. My mate's fatha is a retired Bishop. I'd prefer it if you didn't, it'd cause ructions.
  11. Ha ha ha aye, it's everwhere.
  12. I had a hunch about that. I'm actually canny gutted, despite the reasons for buidling it, it was an amazing piece of architecture.
  13. Mark J

    Jordan

    An empty headlock.
  14. There's an MTV unplugged gig knocking about where he plays this. Great tune.
  15. I think he's a bit sloppy with a lot of it. Thought it a canny cover though.
  16. You can cut a 1cm ring off an old bike innertube and use that.
  17. I quite like it. it wouldn't trust in on a static/semi-static rope. Saying that, I don't climb rocks. There's nothing to hold onto and I'm scared of heights.
  18. That's what a fair few diabetics are thinking when it comes to Brexit. I agree fully. Vaccines work. You can grow anything from anything these days. You can freeze a piece of monkey bollock, whack it back in after they've been radiated and create more monkeys: https://news.sky.com/story/monkey-born-from-frozen-testicular-tissue-offers-fertility-hope-to-young-cancer-patients-11672574 Stem Cells are where it's at. What a time to be alive.
  19. Aye. I think it's a fair use of the act. The last thing that guy needs is more sunlight.
  20. Cheers for another cracking video Reg.
  21. Sorry to hear this mate. I hope you find the chipper and I hope you don't personally find them.

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