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Mark J

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  1. Dear Punters, I have limited availabiltity in the new year due to business expansion and relocation. I am available from "..... to ..." . I would be grateful if you could contact me to book your works in at the earliest opportunity. Love Eggs.
  2. Mark J

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    I think it was Frankie Boyle who suggested that snaking Victoria Beckham was akin to sticking your dick inbetween two deckchairs.
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    Those words just brought back a load of unanticipated memories. Cheers. ?
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    I hear China has offered to buy Hawaii from the USA and re-name it Huaweii just piss off Trump
  5. Mark, Hourly rate x time taken. Then multiply it by how creative you feel you've been, on a scale of 1 - 5.
  6. I agree that bitumen seems likely. Kretzch does get canny high up trunks when there's wounds in them though.
  7. Anyone else buzzing at the pension age being raised beyond the average life expectancy in their locality?
  8. £70 inc VAT for 100 from a shop. £36 from ebay.
  9. Looking at it, they may indeed be simple leaves.
  10. I bet Waxley-Lemon is glad that he's just pretending to be an enemy of the state.
  11. Do you reckon that the Clintons topped Diana too?
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  14. I thought that, but it doesn't seem to fit. Thanks though.
  15. Cheers. I don't think it's a magnolia. Compound leaves, serrated towards the tips.
  16. Hello, Could anyone point me in the right direction? It smelled a bit like laburnum. Only one photo. Thanks, Mark.
  17. I was out surveying this week and came across this mature ash. It's the first time that I've seen advanced symptoms on primary and secondary branches on a mature tree.
  18. Ha Ha ha, what time's yer show at the fringe?
  19. Good points. Presenter and soruce are a bit dubious.
  20. https://www.thebeaverton.com/2019/08/americas-wealthy-perverts-unsure-which-of-them-actually-staged-epstein-suicide/

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