Well this is my story
The devil went down to Essex, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sharpening an old Mcculloch self prime saw on a willow stump.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a feller too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you fall a pretty good tree, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a Stihl of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Lee and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
Lee you oilin up your bar and fell that dead elm clean.
'Cos hells broke loose in Essex and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny Stihl made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he pulled upon the pull-cord.
And he revved the saw across a big old oak and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in with a felling lever and the oak was at his feet with a gob oh so neat.
When the devil finished admiring his work, Lee said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Stick in a gob, I ain't in this game for fun.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough.
"fell erm good fell erm low"
Don't forget to trim those buttress toes
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden Stihl on the ground at Lees feet.
Lee said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been."
Stick in a gob, I ain't in this game for fun.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, now they're pickin' out dough.
"fell erm god fell erm low"
don't forget to trim those buttress toes
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