Making the news today....

[Haironyourchest]

15 hours ago, Mesterh said:

What happened to Matelot? Did he not survive the 'cumming in his pants' saga? 

 

I guess his mum saw that thread and thought enough is enough and banned him from all after school activities.

 

 

Perfectly normal occurence for a healthy young man, nothing to be ashamed of...

[Stubby]

15 hours ago, Mesterh said:

What happened to Matelot? Did he not survive the 'cumming in his pants' saga? 

 

I guess his mum saw that thread and thought enough is enough and banned him from all after school activities.

 

 

He is still having a fag ........

[Rough Hewn]

What happened to Matelot? Did he not survive the 'cumming in his pants' saga? 
 
I guess his mum saw that thread and thought enough is enough and banned him from all after school activities.
 
 

What a man does in his own underpants, is his own business.
Providing you're not stood outside a school etc.
I almost miss the naive vitriol.
Almost.
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[kevinjohnsonmbe]

22 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

What went on down the smoke Mr Johnson?

? you tomorrow matey!

[eggsarascal]

35 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

? you tomorrow matey!

That sounds ominous. you didn't get nicked, did ya?

[Stubby]

Donald and Kim sign a meaningful and comprehensive document .

[forestboy1978]

6 hours ago, Chessa said:

Reports of dead and dying Baobabs in Africa.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44418849

What a surprise... the suspect the death is linked to climate change. 

[Stubby]

Just now, Chessa said:

Meaningful for South Korea, North Korea, Japan and China foremost. The South Korean president did the groundwork (a groundie, who co-planted a tree?). Trump is from a big ol’ battered tree (USA), also within the world’s forest. The current American President may think he can be a climber, but I think he is belaying...(Asia?).

And that's why it takes so long to get up in the morning .

[scotspine1]

Good on you Pat....

 

 

 

[Inoff the Red]

On 12/06/2018 at 00:18, Chessa said:

Reports of dead and dying Baobabs in Africa.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-44418849

"They suspect the demise may be linked to climate change, although they have no direct evidence of this"

I suspect the cause is the the amount of BS spread by industry that has grown up making squillions from the "climate change" ponzi schemes.   Alternatively it could have been because once while walking  I saw a magpie and didn't say "hello Mr Magpie". Of course, I have no direct evidence to support this.