Making the news today....

[AHPP]

The year is 2006 and your author is seventeen ish and working in an outdoor shop. I was sent to Luton for a week to sell woolly hats off a barrow in the Arndale centre. It was boring as hell and I was glad to pass the time chatting to anyone who had the time. One bloke must have spent two hours telling me about how he was being watched, how the security services had it in for him, how the police were corrupt etc. The bloke in question was pretty brown and pretty talkative. Only occurred to me a couple of years ago that I might have had a brush with fame. 

[PeteB]

40 minutes ago, Mesterh said:

She was stunner before the plastic surgery.

Mmm.  Ever been to specsavers? 

[Mesterh]

9 minutes ago, PeteB said:

Mmm.  Ever been to specsavers? 

Ha, not for a few years but they do keep texting me to get an appointment!

She was fit.

Princess Andre could be Katie Price's double in spellbinding co-ord

WWW.HELLOMAGAZINE.COM

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The daughter of Peter Andre  is so stylish...

 

[tree-fancier123]

hot off the press - Labour HQ planning to raise state pension age to raise money to house more asylum seekers

[Johnsond]

King thanks police in wake of riots as officers remain on 'high alert' braced for weekend

APPLE.NEWS

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Anti-immigration demonstrators and counter-protesters gathered in Belfast, as ITV News...

Not helpful at all. 
Absolutely zero understanding of any of the real issues that effect millions on a daily basis.