Making the news today....

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

3 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Not sure if I’ve missed it previously by not paying attention - turns out the porn king is Niel Parish. 
 

Always found him a highly disagreeable type. 
 

Tory MP Neil Parish faces investigation over claims of watching pornography in Commons | Conservatives | The Guardian

AMP.THEGUARDIAN.COM

---

Spokesperson for chief whip said Parish was reporting himself to the parliamentary authorities over the allegations

 

 

[Doug Tait]

5 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Not sure if I’ve missed it previously by not paying attention - turns out the porn king is Niel Parish. 
 

Always found him a highly disagreeable type. 
 

Tory MP Neil Parish faces investigation over claims of watching pornography in Commons | Conservatives | The Guardian

AMP.THEGUARDIAN.COM

---

Spokesperson for chief whip said Parish was reporting himself to the parliamentary authorities over the allegations

 

So does this mean it's no longer considered unparliamentary behaviour to call him a total wanker in the chamber?

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

3 hours ago, Doug Tait said:

So does this mean it's no longer considered unparliamentary behaviour to call him a total wanker in the chamber?

“...I was looking at tractors and happened across ‘another’ website of a similar name...”

 

I’m at something of a loss to think of a link from tractors to porn 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🚜 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

18 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

“...I was looking at tractors and happened across ‘another’ website of a similar name...”

 

I’m at something of a loss to think of a link from tractors to porn 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🚜 

Plough me?

 

Titty tractors?

 

Ride my front loader?

 

Doing Jon Deere?

[Stool master]

Well, that's me set up for the evening......

331 pages of Show your Tractors😊

[eggsarascal]

1 hour ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

“...I was looking at tractors and happened across ‘another’ website of a similar name...”

 

I’m at something of a loss to think of a link from tractors to porn 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🚜 

Perhaps he was looking for a big end.

[Doug Tait]

1 hour ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Plough me?

 

Titty tractors?

 

Ride my front loader?

 

Doing Jon Deere?

Readers grease nipples, or Best back end oil?

[roboted]

1 hour ago, eggsarascal said:

Perhaps he was looking for a big end.

Careful or you'll have Mr Cropper on the case

 

[Commando]

If the reason for producing an ID card was to stop voting fraud I wouldn't have a problem with it, but we all know that isn't the case.

Voting fraud, abuse of NHS and the only practical way of actually finding out who is in the country seem like valid reasons for some sort of NID system.
Perhaps don’t make it mandatory to carry at all times, BUT required for the above?
However given that the Gov can’t even crack the admin to issue veterans ID cards…..

[Commando]

Not sure if I’ve missed it previously by not paying attention - turns out the porn king is Niel Parish. 
 
Always found him a highly disagreeable type. 
 

Tory MP Neil Parish faces investigation over claims of watching pornography in Commons | Conservatives | The Guardian

AMP.THEGUARDIAN.COM

---

Spokesperson for chief whip said Parish was reporting himself to the parliamentary authorities over the allegations  

Does it for me[emoji13]