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[Stubby]

37 minutes ago, woodwizzard said:

Is this news, my dad has been saying it for years 😜

Saying what ?   Image ?

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Hartlepool Labour MP quits in the wake of a sexual harassment enquiry which will trigger a bye-election. 
 

Under ‘normal’ circumstances, you could shave an orangutan, put it in a cheap suit and a red tie, call it a Labour prospective parliamentary candidate and it wouldn’t matter if it sat there w⚓️ing and throwing its own faeces at passing members of the public....

 

With a Labour majority of just a tad over 3.5k at the last election, this could be entertaining 😂
 

Interesting reading the Guardian feature which ‘reports the resignation but chooses’ to ‘omit’ any detail of why he has quit.... 😂

 

 

Edited March 16, 2021 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[Saw-sick Steve]

12 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

 

Under ‘normal’ circumstances, you could shave an orangutan, put it in a cheap suit and a red tie, call it a Labour prospective parliamentary candidate and it wouldn’t matter if it sat there w⚓️ing and throwing its own faeces at passing members of the public....

 

 

 

Change 'red' to 'blue' and 'Labour' to 'Tory' and you've pretty much summed up the Parliamentary track record of the current incumbent representing S.E Cornwall. 😀

[Khriss]

12 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Hartlepool Labour MP quits in the wake of a sexual harassment enquiry which will trigger a bye-election. 
 

Under ‘normal’ circumstances, you could shave an orangutan, put it in a cheap suit and a red tie, call it a Labour prospective parliamentary candidate and it wouldn’t matter if it sat there w⚓️ing and throwing its own faeces at passing members of the public....

 

With a Labour majority of just a tad over 3.5k at the last election, this could be entertaining 😂
 

Interesting reading the Guardian feature which ‘reports the resignation but chooses’ to ‘omit’ any detail of why he has quit.... 😂

 

 

Not quite correct there Kev. In hartlepool if they saw a monkey in a suit - it would be hung as a French spy. K

[donnk]

[Mark J]

6 hours ago, Khriss said:

Not quite correct there Kev. In hartlepool if they saw a monkey in a suit - it would be hung as a French spy. K

The Hanging of the Hartlepool Monkey

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During the Napoleonic Wars legend has it that the people of Hartlepool hanged a shipwrecked monkey as a French spy...

 

[TIMON]

Hartlepool Labour MP quits in the wake of a sexual harassment enquiry which will trigger a bye-election. 
 
Under ‘normal’ circumstances, you could shave an orangutan, put it in a cheap suit and a red tie, call it a Labour prospective parliamentary candidate and it wouldn’t matter if it sat there w[emoji572]️ing and throwing its own faeces at passing members of the public....
 
With a Labour majority of just a tad over 3.5k at the last election, this could be entertaining [emoji23]
 
Interesting reading the Guardian feature which ‘reports the resignation but chooses’ to ‘omit’ any detail of why he has quit.... [emoji23]
 
 

Surely you’re not suggesting the Guardian is lacking in integrity when it comes to reporting facts that are ‘inconvenient’.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

10 hours ago, Khriss said:

Not quite correct there Kev. In hartlepool if they saw a monkey in a suit - it would be hung as a French spy. K

I did think that as I was typing K 😂

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

11 hours ago, Saw-sick Steve said:

Change 'red' to 'blue' and 'Labour' to 'Tory' and you've pretty much summed up the Parliamentary track record of the current incumbent representing S.E Cornwall. 😀

Are you SE Cornwall SSS?

 

You mean Sheryl Murray?

 

A steaming pile of dog turd would be more welcome / useful / competent - of that I absolutely, unreservedly agree!

 

She’s the reason I voted Green last but 1 election.  (Had to vote Blue last time because it was just possible that that clown Corbyn might have snuck in off the back of stoned f*ckwits thinking he was cool grandad at Glastonbury) 

 

The saddest thing is - as it stands, she represents the ‘best’ SE Cornwall has to offer.  

 

 

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Are you SE Cornwall SSS?

 

You mean Sheryl Murray?

 

A steaming pile of dog turd would be more welcome / useful / competent - of that I absolutely, unreservedly agree!

 

She’s the reason I voted Green last but 1 election.  (Had to vote Blue last time because it was just possible that that clown Corbyn might have snuck in off the back of stoned f*ckwits thinking he was cool grandad at Glastonbury) 

 

The saddest thing is - as it stands, she represents the ‘best’ SE Cornwall has to offer.  

 

 

Must have been a tough choice, one clown or the other.

 

I could predict your reply, but you know what I mean.