Making the news today....

[Mark J]

Just now, Johnsond said:

My youngest two are unfortunately still off up here thanks to Sturgeon just wanting to be different Mark but I can tell you they are looking forward to going back big time. Even the SAGE advisory people are saying virtually zero risk involved. 

I bet you can't wait for them to go back. My sister dropped her tribe off today and is well happy about it.

I hope it all goes well, the vaccines work and we can get back to business soon.

 

[Marc Lewis]

Bang on, I've got a screenshot of the cost. Have a guess.

Well it should not be any more than £200 and that is alot, but i know you are going to say more than that eggs.

[eggsarascal]

Just now, Marc Lewis said:

13 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Bang on, I've got a screenshot of the cost. Have a guess.

Well it should not be any more than £200 and that is alot, but i know you are going to say more than that eggs.

You and I are in the wrong trade mate, or we've got the wrong contracts. I know it's on faceache but this woman is the chair of the PC. The locals are up in arms.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

18 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

You and I are in the wrong trade mate, or we've got the wrong contracts. I know it's on faceache but this woman is the chair of the PC. The locals are up in arms.

A monkey?

 

Bet it’s double that though....

 

Just heard today the Clerk of our PC has gone on the sick again. 
 

Probably taking a leaf out of the book of that civil servant that got £340k for being “bullied” by a bird - W⚓️

[eggsarascal]

36 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

A monkey?

 

Bet it’s double that though....

 

Just heard today the Clerk of our PC has gone on the sick again. 
 

Probably taking a leaf out of the book of that civil servant that got £340k for being “bullied” by a bird - W⚓️

Here ya go.

 

 

 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 hour ago, eggsarascal said:

Here ya go.

 

 

 

They seem more outraged by the fly tipping rather than the outlandish cost charged to clear it up. 

[openspaceman]

1 hour ago, eggsarascal said:

Here ya go.

 

 

 

A local chap  was employed to litter pick the local common, he was refused access to the county council run civic amenities site because it had become commercial waste since he was paid. In fact as the litter was discarded on land open to the public it was the county council's responsibility to clear it  so the charity employing him were saving the county council from discharging their duty.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

10 minutes ago, openspaceman said:

A local chap  was employed to litter pick the local common, he was refused access to the county council run civic amenities site because it had become commercial waste since he was paid. In fact as the litter was discarded on land open to the public it was the county council's responsibility to clear it  so the charity employing him were saving the county council from discharging their duty.

Them’s the ‘rules.’

 

Rules written by idiots and implemented by morons. 

[Stubby]

8 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Them’s the ‘rules.’

 

Rules written by idiots and implemented by morons. 

Reminds me of the John Bishop joke were he is trying to get rid of the fridge .

[skyhuck]

9 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Them’s the ‘rules.’

 

Rules written by idiots and implemented by morons. 

Yep its a crazy old world, some time last year, some guys were riding on bikes from Lands End to John O'groats, raising money for charity. One of their planed food stops was a Mac'ds. They arrived in the middle of the night, in much need of sustenance. But the restaurant was closed, drive through only, but they could not use the drive through, as they were not in a car. They were sent away hungry.