Making the news today....

[Khriss]

Instead of the usual news - hilarious activities of a cat....

 

Cat's garden glove collection amuses owner

WWW.BBC.CO.UK

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Elmo has stolen more than a dozen garden gloves from neighbours over the past year.

 

 

 

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[trigger_andy]

1 hour ago, Mark J said:

It seems that the gov has realised that banks aren't lending to small businesses. The tories always want to use someone elses cash first.

So the Banks are not doing what the Government has told them to do yet somehow you're making this a Tory issue and adding some asinine comment that the Tories always use someone elses cash first? What? 

[Mark J]

3 hours ago, Johnsond said:

Good bit of info Mark, Bloody tory whining gets a bit tiring like 

Fawning over tories is a bit inhumane. Like.

 

[Mark J]

10 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

So the Banks are not doing what the Government has told them to do yet somehow you're making this a Tory issue and adding some asinine comment that the Tories always use someone elses cash first? What? 

Tell me again how well the government is handling things?
Deathtoll doesn't look too good from my position.

[Mick Dempsey]

5 hours ago, Mark J said:

It seems that the gov has realised that banks aren't lending to small businesses. The tories always want to use someone elses cash first.

Anyhoo, this may be of help to some folk on here, as of 4th of May:

Apply for a coronavirus Bounce Back Loan - GOV.UK

WWW.GOV.UK

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This scheme will help small and medium-sized businesses affected by coronavirus (COVID-19) to apply for loans of up...

 

Mark, The Tories don’t have any money, the government’s money is your money.

[David Cropper]

2 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Mark, The Tories don’t have any money, the government’s money is your money.

Mick, it's like farting against thunder trying to stop this crap.

[trigger_andy]

2 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Tell me again how well the government is handling things?
Deathtoll doesn't look too good from my position.

They are doing as well as the vast majority of countries around the world. But this is not what I was replying about as well you know. 

[Mark J]

7 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

They are doing as well as the vast majority of countries around the world. But this is not what I was replying about as well you know. 

No, they're not.
If you believe that then you need your head read. 1% world population, 10% of cases. That's not doing well.

 

Edited May 1, 2020 by Mark J

[Mark J]

11 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Mark, The Tories don’t have any money, the government’s money is your money.

I was getting to that point. I was taking the long way round to accomodate the hard of thinking.

Edited May 1, 2020 by Mark J

[trigger_andy]

20 minutes ago, Mark J said:

No, they're not.
If you believe that then you need your head read. 1% world population, 10% of cases. That's not doing well.

 

We're a vastly over populated  Island, no thanks to your Komrade Blair.  We're really not doing that much worse than the majority of the world. Sorry to burst your Tory hating bubble. 

 

The British Government could have done better. But your point blank refusal to give them any credit for anything, added to your abject hate for the Tory party again nulls your point of view, its as skewed as you could get. At least pretend to balance up your vitriol with a token conciliatory gesture. 

 

 

Do you honestly think another party would have handled the crisis better? If so which party and how would they have done better?