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[AHPP]

Mine. I'll put you down for a CD and a £35 t-shirt.

[tree-fancier123]

On 27/08/2025 at 13:15, AHPP said:

Fiat money has ruined the playing field. 

 

20 minutes ago, AHPP said:

Mine. I'll put you down for a CD and a £35 t-shirt.

if you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem

[AHPP]

12 minutes ago, tree-fancier123 said:

 

if you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem

 

I wanted to sell merch in prices listed in fractions of gold/silver but the other lads are normal. I also wanted to sell branded knives but same problem.

 

P.S. We don't actually sell t-shirts. We do have CDs but I can't bear the hawking so we're the same bunch of cnts as evey other band with a nearly full box of them.

Edited August 30 by AHPP

[BillQ]

1 hour ago, AHPP said:

 

I love England but I don't know why
The place is fcking filled with spies
Local whingers, council snitches
Police informers, little big-state bitches

 

So if your neighbour fcks a man 
or goes to a synagogue
or doesn't have a UTR 
or a licence for his dog

 

Heed this advice that 
could save your life 
and learn to mind your 
own fcking business

Imagining it in a JCC accent and staccato 

[AHPP]

Not a million miles from that. Louder.

 

 

[Mark J]

1 hour ago, AHPP said:

 

I wanted to sell merch in prices listed in fractions of gold/silver but the other lads are normal. I also wanted to sell branded knives but same problem.

 

P.S. We don't actually sell t-shirts. We do have CDs but I can't bear the hawking so we're the same bunch of cnts as evey other band with a nearly full box of them.

I designed a CD for my mate's trio. It was only once we'd nailed it that we realised that no-one has a CD player anymore. 

 

[AHPP]

Tell my guitarist that.

[Mark J]

10 minutes ago, AHPP said:

Tell my guitarist that.

To be honest, mate, they don't tend to need much encouragement to go along with something, that's why they play the guitar... 

Mark Williams Trio | music

WWW.MARKWILLIAMSGUITARIST.COM

 

Edited August 30 by Mark J

[AHPP]

I'm going to Bensham on Monday and then to the bloody Metro centre. Nearly eleven years up here and I've not set foot in the place until now. Might take strychnine. 

[Mark J]

6 minutes ago, AHPP said:

I'm going to Bensham on Monday and then to the bloody Metro centre. Nearly eleven years up here and I've not set foot in the place until now. Might take strychnine. 

Double-drop.

Benshambles never disappoints.