Making the news today....

[Johnsond]

6 hours ago, trigger_andy said:

Thankfully they mostly congregate in Englandshire. 
 

You’re welcome to them, I doubt they could make it anymore of a shitehole if they tried. 

You been to Glasgow lately Andy !!. 

[trigger_andy]

Only a few weeks ago you suggested you might move here if the SNP carried on with their ways. Make ya mind up before I find the post where you said it.

There’s still enclaves remaining. 🤣

[trigger_andy]

You been to Glasgow lately Andy !!. 

Thankfully not. There is certainly a slow and steady creep North.

[coppice cutter]

13 hours ago, scbk said:

Monkeypox to get a new name, says WHO

WWW.BBC.CO.UK

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There is an urgent need for a non-discriminatory and non-stigmatising name, scientists agree.

 

 

Anyone want to play a game of name that virus?

 

What about Poxy McPoxface?

 

Apeshit Pox?

 

Covidpox?

How about "the virus which absolutely not under any circumstances has anything whatsoever to do with gay men bumming each other"?

 

 

[coppice cutter]

On 11/06/2022 at 09:41, sime42 said:

I'd guess "yes". But with no-one on it.

Close!

[coppice cutter]

On 11/06/2022 at 09:26, coppice cutter said:

We should run a poll, "will it actually leave or not?".

 

I'd guess "no".

But the old cynic won out in the end!

[Stubby]

So, Covid , " cheeky monkey pox " and now they have found Polio in the sewers of north west London . They recon someone from abroad has had the live vaccine and pooed it out .

[eggsarascal]

5 minutes ago, Stubby said:

So, Covid , " cheeky monkey pox " and now they have found Polio in the sewers of north west London . They recon someone from abroad has had the live vaccine and pooed it out .

I was reading about this earlier, it's now been found at two shit works in London one of them being Beckton, one of the biggest works in the country. From what I've read it's believed to have come from an extended family... how they know that I don't know.

[Stubby]

1 minute ago, eggsarascal said:

 From what I've read it's believed to have come from an extended family... how they know that I don't know.

Bit of an inside job then egger ? 😄

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, Stubby said:

Bit of an inside job then egger ? 😄

I believe that's how it started...