Making the news today....

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 minute ago, eggsarascal said:

 

It's getting bad around here. I saw one selling the Big Issue in town today.

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[onetruth]

1 minute ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

what about them foreign beetles coming over here, eating our trees....

it's these foreign beetles that keep our ailing ecosystems going.  frankly, we just don't have the home grown beetles to feed our mammals and birds.  

 

I blame thatcher.

[eggsarascal]

1 hour ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

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It's no laughing matter Mr Johnson.

 

It was stood outside a "shop" with this sign outside.

 

Shirley only foreigners offer those services at that price?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

7 hours ago, onetruth said:

it's these foreign beetles that keep our ailing ecosystems going.  frankly, we just don't have the home grown beetles to feed our mammals and birds.  

 

I blame thatcher.

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meanwhile, getting fatter & lazier, our indigenous beetles are sat in doors cultivating their “blame culture” propagated on a diet of junk food, carbonated, high sugar drinks, fags and cheap booze, spawning multiple future generations during the ad break in the Jeremy Kyle show....

 

thanks a bunch Mr & Mrs Blair for your trendy, media obsessed, pseudo celeb, everything is SO cool, let’s have a war legacy.....

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

6 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

It's no laughing matter Mr Johnson.

 

It was stood outside a "shop" with this sign outside.

 

Shirley only foreigners offer those services at that price?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gotta be some positives....

 

It’s not as if the UK is a nation of mysoginistic, xenophobic, nazi storm troopers you know....

 

There is still some compassion left,like,  in charitable organisations for example....

 

Maybe there should be a “skills” based system of awarding points for the attributes advertised in your sign??  A judging panel of sorts???

[difflock]

I get the impression that the big household charitable names have had their day, with their glitzy images, mega salaries for the bosses/managers and widespread corruption and vice within the ranks of their aid workers.

And as for the smaller charitable organisations, a wet fart will soon be a good enough excuse to set up a dedicated charity for those so afflicted.

based on local newspaper headlines anyways.

mth 

[scotspine1]

if you haven't seen Black Mirror 'Metalhead' make sure you do because that future is coming and you'll need to be ready for it 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[matelot]

Forget all this talk of HGVs, beetles and immigrants. Some real news is on the horizon!

 

Next month there is a massive crackdown on porn sites - you will have to provide a credit card etc to get access.... We best all start amassing a porn stockpile NOW!

 

 

[Richard 1234]

Forget all this talk of HGVs, beetles and immigrants. Some real news is on the horizon!
 
Next month there is a massive crackdown on porn sites - you will have to provide a credit card etc to get access.... We best all start amassing a porn stockpile NOW!
 
 

That’s why you use duck duck as a browser! Good enough to keep your Mrs (or Mum) from seeing what sites you are visiting:)

[eggsarascal]

Porn websites are only needed if you are a master baker, aren't they?