Arguement thread!

[Eddy_t]

If a tree surgeon falls over in the forest and nobody is there to hear it -

is it because he had too much cizzer at lunch time?

 

You been spying on mr plogs whilst he's working?

 

 

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[treequip]

Na non pre mixed aspen is far bettet

 

Yup that will work well, oh wait, aspen is treble the price...maybe not then:laugh1:

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

You can't they're mutually exclusive.

How about; My boss pays me 2 pound an hour, sexually abuses me and has demanded that I surrender my first born to him, is this reasonable?

Usual answer, "You're lucky to have a job"

 

Nice one!

[openspaceman]

I am 63 and wanting to be a tree surgeon so to get some practice I am doing a few jobs for cash. I was cutting this tree down (think it was a hornbeam but might be an oak) with my top of the range electric chainsaw. I was very unlucky and it has fallen down on someones house. Now the thing is my insurance has got lost in the post and I can't finish the job off because my Landrover has broken down.

 

What should I do?

 

That's me to a T 'cept the LR doesn't break down

[Spruce Pirate]

That's me to a T 'cept the LR doesn't break down

 

It's only a matter of time.....

[Pat Ferrett]

Pollard or remove

[Owen Green]

Well that lovely reduction was a waste of time, fell it grind it and replant it.

 

What's the best time of year to plant a conifer right between my greenhouse and my swimming pool?

[Gary Prentice]

Well that lovely reduction was a waste of time, fell it grind it and replant it.

 

What's the best time of year to plant a conifer right between my greenhouse and my swimming pool?

 

Middle of a heat wave, the day before you take a months vacation?

[agg221]

Pollard or remove

 

Nah, top!

[Owen Green]

I've built this shed/planted these young trees by those mature trees, and I've noticed that those trees behind it are shading it/them out, can you spend twice as long fiddling them down than it would have taken you before I put stuff in the way?