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Do one legged ducks swim in circles...

 

Does the Pope wear white...

 

Do cardinals wear red...

 

Aren't golf balls round...

 

If you're planing something flat, don't use a rasp.

 

... about at useful as a pair of wellies with a hole in them.

 

Skating on thin ice, is like throwing muck into the fan. Sooner or later, the inevitable is gonna happen.

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Good things come to those who wait, but much better things come to those who get off their ar5e and make it happen.

 

I've never heard a judge say 'well, as you HOPED it would all run smoothly and, as you said in your plea, you were unlucky, we can forget the smashed bus, crushed house and mutilated body - CASE Dismisssed'

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The cream may well rise.

But shite also floats.

 

It taks the ould dawg fer the hard road.

 

 

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

 

And quite genuinely one of my maternal grandmothers.

"the bigger the Bible, the bigger the barstewart hiding behind it"

 

words are like bullets, once aimed and fired they cannot be called back. (I claim that one)

 

Blood is thicker than water.

 

He (or she) didnay lick that off the water.

 

Whats bred in the blood comes out in the bone.

 

Old dog new tricks

Horse and water

 

Herding cats.

 

Wandering like ducks in thunder

 

as organised as a fart in a whirlwind

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