What your dad said

[john p]

if its got wheels or tits it will give you grief. And never a truer word spoken

[MATTMOSS]

Gretel was, for want of a better description, my arb-goat. She'd come with me whenever I was outside, and on sunny days liked to sleep in the wheel barrow because I guess it was warm. If I left the tools in it and started work, she'd knock the barrow over to empty it...

If you want to clear brambles, there's no better way than chucking a goat in to clear the green, then putting a pig in there to get rid of the rest. Not as quick as a flamethrower, but slightly more zen....

 

I can save you some time!........ Just put the pig in.

Unbelievable what they can turn over

[Hogs Breath]

If you can't hold it, don't let it go!

[Al.]

I can save you some time!........ Just put the pig in.

Unbelievable what they can turn over

 

Too true, but I needed a reason to justify the goats after they'd eaten the roses and the washing for the umpteenth time. The pigs loved nothing better than being let into the veg patch at the end of the season to rip it to pieces and turn it over for next year.

 

if its got wheels or tits it will give you grief. And never a truer word spoken

Made the mistake of reading that one whilst having a mouthfull of beer. Not so nice when it comes out your nose.

[jamesfwpurdy]

Dads secret to a peaceful marriage......."What's mine is your mother's and what's your mother's is your mother's aswell!"

 

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[Canal Navvy]

"The things you see when you havn't got a gun" usually a comment made when seeing a bunch of big lasses out on the pull.

[Brett]

You cant teach an old dog new tricks...............and you cant teach a dumb dog f all.

[Tom D]

My granddad used to say, (when talking of ugly women) " you don't look on the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire"

[treequip]

Anyone can make a mistake, only a fool makes the same mistake twice

[Robert_S]

Get off that couch ya lazy f.......................