What your dad said

[Syd_B]

OK, not my dad, but apt none the less

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you only like some of it, and its over before you know its begun."

"Life everyday as though its your last, because one of them will be"

[j r hartly]

"Better to be 5 minutes late, than 40 years early!"

 

 

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[djbobbins]

Normally something like "bl£&@y hell fire" or "keep it still" when I was acting as extra pair of hands to repair some old car or another.

 

But more recently "you don't get your time over again".

 

 

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[Big J]

My favourite one was (and one I'll use with my kids when I have them) used in lieu of sympathy:

 

"It won't hurt when the pain's gone"

[toprotter]

My old man was in the met 6'2 and at one point 24st he used to

beat bank robbers with a baton.

Most of what he said couldn't be repeated.

He was always raring up and ready to explode

After i had a good beating he always used to say " stop f@@@@ng

Snivelling like wet girls blouse"

Taught me how to take a punch and man up lol

 

"You'll go blind !" Was also one of his favourites

[RopeKnight]

Its not how well you do a job

its how well you hide your mistakes. No ones perfect.

 

If you want the pig you'll have to give up your best sausage. Apply it how you will.

[Mark J]

I didn't get where I am today.

[Pete Hart]

"the faint hearted fella never f***** the fair maiden"

 

Crude but oh so true!

 

 

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[Jake Andrews]

If you can't stand the heat..........then get out the kitchen

 

Jake:thumbup1:

[oldwoodcutter]

If you can't stand the heat..........then get out the kitchen

 

Jake:thumbup1:

 

when i was a kid we never even had a kitchen.