Overloaded

[dig-dug-dan]

30 minutes ago, s o c said:

Not overloaded but seriously dodgy!

No doubt running illegally on red too

[woody paul]

No number plate and no tail board, 

[Will C]

The tail board was there when I left officer, the lights and number plate were all on the tail board and in good working order, we checked the lights before I left the yard honest ‘guv

[Doug Tait]

9 minutes ago, Will C said:

The tail board was there when I left officer, the lights and number plate were all on the tail board and in good working order, we checked the lights before I left the yard honest ‘guv

 

That's as may be Sir, but I'm afraid you're not in your yard now are you. You are currently on a public highway. Furthermore I am witness to the fact you are acting otherwise in accordance of the Road Traffic Act. Therefore it's my duty to inform you that you will be reported for Acting contrary to regulation 23(1) of the Road Vehicles Lighting Regulations 1989, section 42 of the Road Traffic Act 1988 and Schedule 2 of the Road Traffic Offenders Act 1988.

Also, your vehicle will be seized.

 

Is there anyone you know that could give you a lift home Sir?

[spuddog0507]

1 hour ago, dig-dug-dan said:

No doubt running illegally on red too

If it is going for cattle bedding he will be ok on red,,

[Will C]

25 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

 

That's as may be Sir, but I'm afraid you're not in your yard now are you. You are currently on a public highway. Furthermore I am witness to the fact you are acting otherwise in accordance of the Road Traffic Act. Therefore it's my duty to inform you that you will be reported for Acting contrary to regulation 23(1) of the Road Vehicles Lighting Regulations 1989, section 42 of the Road Traffic Act 1988 and Schedule 2 of the Road Traffic Offenders Act 1988.

Also, your vehicle will be seized.

 

Is there anyone you know that could give you a lift home Sir?

 

 

Oh it’s fallen off has it sir? That will be 3 points and a fine for insecure load then 🤣

[PeteB]

Needs to change his chipper blades too! Blunts as buggery!

[woody paul]

1 hour ago, Doug Tait said:

 

That's as may be Sir, but I'm afraid you're not in your yard now are you. You are currently on a public highway. Furthermore I am witness to the fact you are acting otherwise in accordance of the Road Traffic Act. Therefore it's my duty to inform you that you will be reported for Acting contrary to regulation 23(1) of the Road Vehicles Lighting Regulations 1989, section 42 of the Road Traffic Act 1988 and Schedule 2 of the Road Traffic Offenders Act 1988.

Also, your vehicle will be seized.

 

Is there anyone you know that could give you a lift home Sir?

 

 

You forgot lying to an officer as lights are still on trailer. 

 

[s o c]

36 minutes ago, PeteB said:

Needs to change his chipper blades too! Blunts as buggery!

Ya see, if you change the blades you won’t have any strands to bind the load together and then you’ll have to start using a pesky tailboard.

😊

[dan blocker]

21 hours ago, Doug Tait said:

 

That's as may be Sir, but I'm afraid you're not in your yard now are you. You are currently on a public highway. Furthermore I am witness to the fact you are acting otherwise in accordance of the Road Traffic Act. Therefore it's my duty to inform you that you will be reported for Acting contrary to regulation 23(1) of the Road Vehicles Lighting Regulations 1989, section 42 of the Road Traffic Act 1988 and Schedule 2 of the Road Traffic Offenders Act 1988.

Also, your vehicle will be seized.

 

Is there anyone you know that could give you a lift home Sir?

 

 

You’ve recited that word for word! Have you heard it a few times yourself 😂