Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[treequip]

Said to underperforming individuals

If you were just a little bit more use we’d keep you

or

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

Said to any jumped up sh*t issuing penalty notices of any form

hope your next **** is a porcupine

That’s going to sting in the morning

[Robert_S]

"i could sleep for a week on broken glass and eat half a chip shop"

 

"did someone set your face on fire and put it out with a hammer"

 

After being told you are putting on weight the reply.. " thats cause everytime i f*** your wife she makes me a sandwich"

[Ian C]

Got dustbin teeth= 1 in every yard

 

face looks like it's been set on fire and put out with the back of a shovel

 

fook theres some chips in that=fat bird

[Rupe]

I've not read all 17 pages so maybe this ones been done

 

Kronenburg = 16 from behind..................................

[Mr Ed]

From Dodgeball...

'Your as much use as a cock flavoured lollipop..'

[penfold]

like trying to fertilise a field with a fart.

 

as nervous as a very short nun at the start of the penguin shooting season.

 

as welcome as a sausage roll at a bar mitzvah.

 

apologies in advance:scared1:

 

roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

 

not saying she's fat but her graduation photo was taken from a helicopter.

[ScottF]

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

[TheTreeWiseMen]

If brains were chocolate, you couldn't fill a f**king Smarty.

As popular as a reggae band at Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Edited November 17, 2008 by TheTreeWiseMen

[TheTreeWiseMen]

Have a laugh at this before it gets deleted!!

[Nick Waring]

Have a laugh at this before it gets deleted!!

 

Love it.