Health - don’t ignore the symptoms!

[Johnsond]

9 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

You missed out being stuck on a rig with you, that’s not going to help anyone’s mental elf.

That’s not my research. Don’t  go on  rigs  Dempsey. DSV is what I work off. 
Ripe coming from you ya miserable cynical old bugger. 

Edited October 2 by Johnsond

[Mark Bolam]

36 minutes ago, rapalaman said:

Thanks guys! Angioplasty finally booked in for tomorrow morning - it’s been the waiting around and the boredom that’s been the hardest thing to deal with tbh. Staff have been great, food not bad considering 👍

 

Great news!

Good luck with it mate.

 

Nurse pics please.

[sime42]

I think you're 50 years too late for that mate. Most look like this these days.

 

 

 

 

[GarethM]

26 minutes ago, sime42 said:

I think you're 50 years too late for that mate. Most look like this these days.

 

What an attractive male nurse, I hear some of the women ones include a gravitational field.

[Steven P]

1 hour ago, sime42 said:

I think you're 50 years too late for that mate. Most look like this these days.

 

 

 

 

 

That's just a fat Boris Johnson, now, that would be a way to clear the hospital beds,

[Tree monkey 1682]

4 hours ago, sime42 said:

I think you're 50 years too late for that mate. Most look like this these days.

 

 

 

 

Don't forget, the fake eyelash, tacky trashy tattoos,  fake nails and looking like they'd been shagged by a satsuma 

[daveatdave]

10 hours ago, Mark J said:

Work or starve is indeed the only choice. Which didn't really help them when they couldn't string a coherent  sentence together. 

But please, let's not go too far into the COVID thing here. 

I think It's important that we recognise that we need to look out for one another. And that going to the quacks should be the norm, rather than the exception. 

going to the quacks is a bit of a joke these days rang ours today in a Que for thirty minutes to enquire about a visit 6 weeks ago, evenly i have been referred to the hospital and i will have to Waite for an appointment from them. it's a bloody joke   

[Stubby]

7 hours ago, daveatdave said:

going to the quacks is a bit of a joke these days rang ours today in a Que for thirty minutes to enquire about a visit 6 weeks ago, evenly i have been referred to the hospital and i will have to Waite for an appointment from them. it's a bloody joke   

You can't ring for an appointment any more at our surgery . It all has to be done on line now . People kicked against it initially but it seems to be working smoothly now .  

[AHPP]

The people who couldn't book online died?

[Stubby]

10 hours ago, AHPP said:

The people who couldn't book online died?

No . They have a few tablets ( pardon the pun ) that the staff go through it with them . One woman said on the phone that she had no internet so could not do it . My missus said " you have an email address  "  well I don't use that the woman said the woman .  It has saved , on average about 300 phone calls a day so far . 

Edited October 4 by Stubby