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4 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

When i worked for the AA (The other one.) i sang it on jobs where cars' wheels had come off.

 

Sometimes got a good reaction, often didn't. 😂

It would've cheered me up no end if that happened.

To save Tommy asking, it's 'loose wheel' 

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A large Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny Irishman showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the Foreman's door.
The Foreman took one look at the small Irishman and told him to leave. "Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the Irishman.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the Foreman. "Take your axe and go cut it down."
The Irishman headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the Foreman's door.
"I cut the tree down," said the Irishman.
"Holy smokes!" Said the Formean. "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"
"In the Sahara Forest," replied the Irishman.
Confused, the Forman asked "...don't you mean the Sahara Desert?"
"Is that what they call it now?"

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I went by the house where I grew up in yesterday. I asked if I could go in and look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face. My parents can be so mean sometimes.

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Just one of those days, when you're struggling with life :drunk:

 

 

 

 

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