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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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12 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Sorry mate, spent way to much time playing chess...

I quite like playing chess. I don't know any real strategies as such and get completely walloped when I play someone who does. My ex lasses dad was quite into it. I got him into fools mate the first time I played him as he wasn't paying attention. He then destroyed us piece by piece for the rest of the night.

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I quite like playing chess. I don't know any real strategies as such and get completely walloped when I play someone who does. My ex lasses dad was quite into it. I got him into fools mate the first time I played him as he wasn't paying attention. He then destroyed us piece by piece for the rest of the night.

A life long mate of mine who is seriously ill turned up out of the blue a few days ago, we played chess, and drank beer. He's not long for this life.

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A life long mate of mine who is seriously ill turned up out of the blue a few days ago, we played chess, and drank beer. He's not long for this life.

Sorry to hear about your mate. Seems like a good way to spend what time is left though.

 

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On 16/05/2019 at 22:49, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

 

Bloody intellectuals - first to spoil a gag...

The way this joke has been dissected and discussed is like getting your end away for the very first time and then having to sit through a 3 hour lecture on the dangers of STDs and becoming a parent! ?

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