Jokes???

[the village idiot]

Climber phones for an ambulance as his long term groundie's been hit by a chog.

 

Operator: "Can you tell me if he responds to his name?"

 

Climber: "Mate?, Mate!, Mate!!, Mate??  No, nothing!"

Operator: "Can you give me the patient's full name?

 

Climber: .....................................................................

 

Operator: "Can you give me your exact location then?"

Climber: "We're at his mum's place"

Operator: "Mrs Mate?"

 

Climber: "No mate, I'm single"

 

Operator: Sigh. "I'll send out an ambulance, we'll do our best to find you."

 

Climber: "Cheers mate, blindin' "

[Treerover]

I'll have you know I worked three days on the trot this week, Knackered.

A man after my own heart......!!! Are you nearing 50 y/old ??

[Treerover]

I'll have you know I worked three days on the trot this week, Knackered.

A man after my own heart......!!! Are you nearing 50 y/old ??

[Treerover]

I'll have you know I worked three days on the trot this week, Knackered.

A man after my own heart......!!! Are you nearing 50 y/old ??

[Gary Prentice]

6 minutes ago, Treerover said:

 

A man after my own heart......!!! Are you nearing 50 y/old ??

 

 

6 minutes ago, Treerover said:

 

A man after my own heart......!!! Are you nearing 50 y/old ??

 

 

2 minutes ago, Treerover said:

 

A man after my own heart......!!! Are you nearing 50 y/old ??

 

Memory going a bit, Tree rover? 

[eggsarascal]

6 minutes ago, Gary Prentice said:

 

 

Memory going a bit, Tree rover? 

It happens when we're getting older!

 

You'll probably not believe this but I know of a bloke that did himself a right mischief when he was skating recently. He was fifty plus though!

[Gary Prentice]

1 minute ago, eggsarascal said:

It happens when we're getting older!

 

You'll probably not believe this but I know of a bloke that did himself a right mischief when he was skating recently. He was fifty plus though!

The silly old bugger 

[Mark J]

I have a Polish friend who is a roadie for a band.

I have a Czeck one too. I have a Czeck one too. I have a Czeck one too.

[the village idiot]

29 minutes ago, Mark J said:

I have a Polish friend who is a roadie for a band.

I have a Czeck one too. I have a Czeck one too. I have a Czeck one too.

The band also like to give a shout out at the end of their set to the trucking company and their driver (Lancelot) who ferry all their gear around.

 

"Thank U-Haul and Good Knight!"

 

[devon TWiG]

Police arrested 2 men for theft , 1 was caught with a load of batteries and the other had fireworks ......they "charged " the first 1,and  the second 1  got "let off "  !!!

Edited January 26, 2018 by devon TWiG