women in arb - toilets

[woody paul]

Put your self in the customers shoes at the end of the day, were did they go though out the day. 

Just knock on door and ask to use loo, they then realised you respect there garden. 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Skiing in Germany, a tutored group pulled up along side us at the start of a run. 
 

Heard one of the girls say to the tutor that she absolutely had to ease springs before the next run. 
 

He indicated a discreet spot in the trees and told her the only option was to back herself in and squat. 
 

She got in alright, started letting go fine I guess. 
 

What happened next was pure comedy gold. 
 

The tutor didn’t expressly state “take your skis off” and I can only assume she didn’t and, having felt a certain degree of relief, must have leant forward in the squat. 
 

She came outta the trees at quite a pace, salopettes around her ankles, stuck in the squat and skied off down the slope leaving a visible trail behind her.  
 

To be fair, I just about pissed myself too....  

 

Nowt to do with the subject at hand but what can you do....

[trigger_andy]

Skiing in Germany, a tutored group pulled up along side us at the start of a run. 
 
Heard one of the girls say to the tutor that she absolutely had to ease springs before the next run. 
 
He indicated a discreet spot in the trees and told her the only option was to back herself in and squat. 
 
She got in alright, started letting go fine I guess. 
 
What happened next was pure comedy gold. 
 
The tutor didn’t expressly state “take your skis off” and I can only assume she didn’t and, having felt a certain degree of relief, must have leant forward in the squat. 
 
She came outta the trees at quite a pace, salopettes around her ankles, stuck in the squat and skied off down the slope leaving a visible trail behind her.  
 
To be fair, I just about pissed myself too....  
 
Nowt to do with the subject at hand but what can you do....

Now you’re just giving the Op material for the wank bank.

[Doug Tait]

You could have one of those toilet seats that go on a bucket £20, and a pop up beach tent £15 in the truck. Call it The Non-gendered Popaloo and boast about it in your employment ad's 

[Will C]

My wife works with me, there isn’t an issue, the odd place can be a bugger for her, but there is also as many places that are a pain for a bloke. 
 

customers are generally fine with trades using the toilet, that has only been a problem recently with people worrying about covid. 

[harvey b davison]

What about buying a welfare van for the team. Carry plenty of kit, plenty of space to take proper breaks, running water, toilet facilities, mobile office etc, seems a no brainer and sensible choice to me.

[topchippyles]

1 hour ago, trigger_andy said:

 

Now you’re just giving the Op material for the wank bank.

 

Now your taking the piss 🤭

[manco]

2 minutes ago, topchippyles said:

Now your taking the piss 🤭

well see thats the issue is that some of them cant take the piss 

[topchippyles]

3 minutes ago, manco said:

well see thats the issue is that some of them cant take the piss 

Its not possible for trig to post on a thread without it sounding condescending to others. Take no notice but a little common sense i am sure sure can find a simple solution. 

Edited August 17, 2021 by topchippyles

[manco]

13 minutes ago, topchippyles said:

but a little common sense i am sure sure can find a simple solution. 

well see thats the point of the post, people using common sense to find a solution

not sitting around giving people abuse for never having worked with women before

could be worse, 'trigger' could have been a teacher. imagine the poor kid that comes face to face with that attitude when asking a question about the lesson.