Who would you like to end up with on a tropical island

[Husqvarna King]

2 minutes ago, dig-dug-dan said:

For me, it would be jen pringle ( anyone who has small children who watch channel 5 milkshake will know what I mean!), Victoria coren Mitchell, Jodie whittiker! 

Jen Pringle is nice, plenty of energy too. Coran Mitchell could suffocate me with them tits anyday....what a way to go ?

[Tommy_B]

57 minutes ago, spandit said:

According to Lofty Wiseman, "That fat fuck couldn't survive in the pie aisle at Tesco"

I was going to say Bear Grylls but wouldn't like the idea of sharing an island with the sort of chap who would tuck into a pile of shit instead of stepping over it.

[youngsbury]

Tom hanks ! Been there seen it done it !!! 

[trigger_andy]

12 minutes ago, Tommy_B said:

I was going to say Bear Grylls but wouldn't like the idea of sharing an island with the sort of chap who would tuck into a pile of shit instead of stepping over it.

But you could brew beer and drink it all, then sell him all the piss and he'd be your best mate for it.  

[trigger_andy]

9 minutes ago, youngsbury said:

Tom hanks ! Been there seen it done it !!! 

Yeh......well.....

[dig-dug-dan]

34 minutes ago, Husqvarna King said:

Jen Pringle is nice, plenty of energy too. Coran Mitchell could suffocate me with them tits anyday....what a way to go ?

Jen is very bendy! And Victoria, well I couldn't agree more!

[youngsbury]

Ok if I had to ?“ Megan Fox “ keren Woodward and Jennifer Patterson ? 

[Johnsond]

The wanker contracts manager that has disappeared whom was our contact with the agency that has helped shit on me and my workmates. 
Be bloody great to dish out some old school retribution. 

[the village idiot]

1 hour ago, Matthew Storrs said:

Well I like a laugh and my own company, so it would be Triggerandy & Scotspine.

 

[trigger_andy]

3 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

 

Thats the face a Baby makes when they see titty.

 

Are you implying its the face you'd make when you see us on a deserted island and want something to suck on? 

Edited March 30, 2020 by trigger_andy