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1 hour ago, Chessa said:

Just can't keep warm for long anymore unless I am moving - unless I am in a hot climate.

I am sure that you will find many on here willing to share a little of their warmth with you.........

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1 hour ago, Chessa said:

Just can't keep warm for long anymore unless I am moving - unless I am in a hot climate.

....do you have gills as well as lungs ;) you woke up  n found you were a gecko - not over 40 ;) k

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1 hour ago, Chessa said:

Just can't keep warm for long anymore unless I am moving

That's the problem, no longer having the energy to keep moving

1 hour ago, Chessa said:

- unless I am in a hot climate.

Relatively easily solved, I wouldn't mind going for the winter months but once it get's near 25C I want home

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Fortunately still look younger than my age or so I thought popped in for buffet fixed price lunch at Indian restaurant recently. When we came out thought that was cheaper than I expected then saw a big notice saying special offer pensioner discount! Waiter obviously took one look and thought he qualifies no problem!

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6 minutes ago, Spruce Pirate said:

Barber trimming the eyebrows for the first time was a definite sign.

And my ears 😫

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Barber trimming the eyebrows for the first time was a definite sign.

How bout the thinner the hair on the top of my head becomes, the quicker growing and thicker my nostril hair gets! Like it’s all jumped ship! Went to a Turkish barber the other day to have a bit of a buzz cut and beard trim. He offered nostril waxing...pulled out nearly half the New forest!!! 🤭
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3 minutes ago, skyhuck said:

And my ears 😫

Change from the sack back and crack

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2 minutes ago, Yorkshire Brummie said:


How bout the thinner the hair on the top of my head becomes, the quicker growing and thicker my nostril hair gets! Like it’s all jumped ship! Went to a Turkish barber the other day to have a bit of a buzz cut and beard trim. He offered nostril waxing...pulled out nearly half the New forest!!! 🤭emoji85.pngemoji15.png

I had my nostrils waxed once, felt great, but then suffered with dust getting into my sinuses, so not had it done again. 

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