Your skills

[Mark Wileman]

23 minutes ago, MattyF said:

I can start a chainsaw and have a special skill of finding and hitting nails with it... usually with a brand new chain.

We should join forces, unstoppable!

[Baldbloke]

I can start a chainsaw and hit nails 70% of the time with a hammer. My skill set is unfortunately pretty redundant in the civilian world, anyone need to call in some proximity fuzed artillery to crown reduce a 200 x 200 area? [emoji4]

You would have needed this one hundred years ago

[Baldbloke]

You would have needed this one hundred years ago

[Joe Newton]

I can cut trees fairly well and am nigh on unbeatable at making inappropriate comments at the worst possible time

[tree-fancier123]

wanted to talk about various skills, but it made me so unhappy, all I ever wanted was to be famous, have a state funeral and be buried in Westminster Abbey.

Edited December 11, 2018 by tree-fancier123
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[Mick Dempsey]

I was a pretty good centre forward and an accomplished piss artist.

 

I’m only any good at one of those now of course.

Edited December 11, 2018 by Mick Dempsey

[Mark Bolam]

Same Mick, but I wasn’t much of a centre forward.

[Khriss]

I started off wanting to build tanks for the army- then saw what I could do with a chainsaw instead. Then discovered ropes. My sewing machine is a favourite tool also. I can lay a brick wall and rebuild Landrover gearboxes. I have 15 different curry recipes and do not dance like my dad. Dunno which box that put me in when I left school ... or even now ? K

[MattyF]

Couldn’t resist...

[Gary Prentice]

Discovered a new skill when I got married, both times, that I'm always wrong!